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Yo mama so tiny she got eaten by a germ

Yo mama so fat she got mistaken for a hill

Yo mama so hairy she is in a gorilla studies laboratory.

yo mamma is very popular at the gun shop, she offers to grease your trigger for free. (its a dirty on so im not suprised if some dont get it)

yo mama so fat, she use a bed as her tampon

Yo mama so hairy, Jane Goodall set up base camp in her bathroom.

@superlouis66: replace very with so

Yo mama is so fat, when she farted she blacked out the sun and killed all the dinosaurs(sorry I don't have anything good).

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at Mars it dried up from crying.

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so fat that people set up a fat rig on her thinking she was a mountain.

Yo mama so fat people thought she was mount Everest
Yo mama so fat that when she puts on a yellow coat on people scream 'TAXI TAXI'
yo mama so hairy her bathroom looks like a mans shower room
yo mama so stupid she mistaken a gumball machine as a person
yo mama so stupid she climb down mount everest

Your momma so fat/ugly/stupid, she knows all of these jokes aren't jokes.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked past the T.V, i missed 3 programs!

Yo mama's so stupid, she go locked in the toilet and pissed herself.

yo mama so fat it takes more than a blue wale to hold her

Yo mama's so dumb, she tried to drown a fish!

you mama so stupid she cant read

i no about my joke im just tired

yo mama so stupid she married another stupid mama!

Ohh i fail at jokes

yo momma so fat that her shadow weighs 42 pounds.
yo momma so fat that when she goes out to get the mail, it measures on the richter scale.
yo momma so ugly, when she put a bag on her head to hide the ugly, the bag lit on fire!

beat that!