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u mama so ugly she got married to a dog

Yo momma so fat that when God said 'Let there be light!' he told her to get out of the way.

You momma so stupid she tried to steal a free sample.

yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
yo momma so old dirt asks what her secret to longevity is.
yo momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie.

yo momma's so hairy, when you were born you were almost killed with 3rd degree carpet/rope burn!

Yo momma so fat, she shows up on radar even when your on Pluto!

Yo momma's so ugly, she doesn't use mirrors for her personal safety.

yo mama so stupid, when she cut off her foot ,she gave it to a football player!

Yo momma's so stupid, she doesn't go on Armor Games!

yo momma so fat, that chuck norris' roundhouse kicks only tickle her.

Yo mama's so dumb, she took gardening tools to the rose bowl.
Yo mama's so dumb, she took a spoon to the super bowl.
Yo mama's so dumb, she went in the bathroom for two hours then came out and wet her pants.
Yo mama's so short, she goes skydiving off the curb.
Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wore all red and went outside, kids started yelling "koooool-aid"
Yo mama's so fat, when she wore all yellow and went outside, the sun put up a sign that said "going out of business"
Yo mama's so fat, she plays pool with the planets.

Well that's all I got.

Yo mama's so ugly, she was removed from the Gene Pool before she was born.

Yo momma's so dumb, she got locked in 'The free food store' and starved to death.

Oh. I got one more.........

Yo mama's so dumb, she got locked in a motorcycle.

yo mama so dumb she got locked in her car and needed help getting out

Yo momma's so stupid, when she got locked out of the house, she accidentally-on-purpose broke the door.