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Santi_
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This is like some other forum games, except you are trying to kill Chuck Norris.

Warning: This is impossible. Unless, somone figures out his one weakness.

So let's start,
Chuck Norris:100hp

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webkinzlover7654
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Tell him your going to F*** his mother

Santi_
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Tell him your going to F*** his mother

Yeah, it's too late for that.

webkinzlover7654
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What do you mean it's to late?

Santi_
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*rubs temples*
Do you need me to spell it out for you?

webkinzlover7654
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Yes, I'm not a *try-hard-Chuck-Norris-person~~~~*


~~~~ This is a no-life loser who knows everything about Chuck Norris, they also know about every joke. EXAMPLE: Santi_

Santi_
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*Sigh* I meant it's too late to tell him to do that because it already Happened. I don't know much about Chuck Norris except everyone loves him, and he has a roundhouse that can do insane stuff.

LucasDaLegend
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@webkinzlover7654

That comment had nothing to do with Chuck Norris. It was a simply joke that doesn't need too much figuring out.

@OP

I knock him out using tear gas and then operate him. I cut through his skin and remove his heart. I then rip out his eye and pull his brain out through his nose. I then shove my hand up his *** and pull out his intestine. I then inject him with 100 litres pure ethanol. I then grab his tongue and take it out of the back of his throat.

Faunbard
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Ok, well iknock him in the face with a paddle. That is Norris' only weakness. In one of his movies he gets knocked out by one.

Santi_
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I knock him out using tear gas and then operate him. I cut through his skin and remove his heart. I then rip out his eye and pull his brain out through his nose. I then shove my hand up his *** and pull out his intestine. I then inject him with 100 litres pure ethanol. I then grab his tongue and take it out of the back of his throat.

Chuck Norris made the tear gas cry before it did anything to him.
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Ok, well iknock him in the face with a paddle. That is Norris' only weakness. In one of his movies he gets knocked out by one.

He gets knocked out, but subconciously round house kicks the paddle in a million little pieces.
-0hp

Faunbard
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Ok well hes knocked out so I rip out his heart and eat it, then I dump hid 70 year old body into the ocean.

Santi_
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Ok well hes knocked out so I rip out his heart and eat it, then I dump hid 70 year old body into the ocean.

After you ate his heart his will became stronger than yours, his mind is in your body. A few seconds later "your" body became his original. Now you are in endless limbo, where minds detached from their souls go. Escape if you can.

LucasDaLegend
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Chuck Norris made the tear gas cry before it did anything to him.
-0hp


You could simply say that to any comment towards Chuck Norris ever created.

New one:

I get a really fit woman, that's actually a russian spy, to &quotlay" with him and then she injects him with an anti-oxide formula and watches him choke to death.
Santi_
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I get a really fit woman, that's actually a russian spy, to &quotlay" with him and then she injects him with an anti-oxide formula and watches him choke to death.

Chuck saw through her clever disguise, then crushed her head, between his theighs. Sorry if that was a little weird, got it of a song one of my friends heard.
-0hp

Santi_
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You guys have to figure out his weakness.

LucasDaLegend
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I give Chuck Norris a cupcake which kills him because it tastes so good. I have proof it's his weakness.

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/7291/sweakness.png

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