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Santi_
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This is like some other forum games, except you are trying to kill Chuck Norris.

Warning: This is impossible. Unless, somone figures out his one weakness.

So let's start,
Chuck Norris:100hp

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Alexandra222
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I call Bruce Lee and pay him to kill Chuck norris!

SubZero007
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Peasant

I think we have been over that.

Alexandra222
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I call his DAD to kill him then he teams up with Pactheses AKA Amy to kik his buttox

Santi_
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Oh, sorry Alexandra222

I call pacthesis to use her pacti powers and kill Chuck Norris!!!

Chuck Norris condems her to the deepest corners of the internet. Which means the politics section of your local newspaper website.

Alexandra222
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And by dad I mean Bruce Lee's dad not Chuck's dad

Alexandra222
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Then i call Classic and modern sonic and Shadow and Silver to all team up to collect all 7 chaose emeralds then desrtoy chuck norris once and for all in super sonic mode.

Santi_
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And by dad I mean Bruce Lee's dad not Chuck's dad

Is he still alive? =0

Alexandra222
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AAAH FORGET IT WHAT ABOUT MY SONIC POST!

Santi_
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Then i call Classic and modern sonic and Shadow and Silver to all team up to collect all 7 chaose emeralds then desrtoy chuck norris once and for all in super sonic mode.

He condems all of them to be only played only on the GameBoy. Let's see how they like that.
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Chuck Norris: 180

It is a person, there has to be a person who can destroy Chuck Norris. He is probably the most important person in the world.

SubZero007
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Dude calm down! You just ninja'd him.

Santi_
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Nomad

Are you talking about Alexandra222?

SubZero007
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Peasant

Yes. And I know your secret! I ask you to attack Chuck Norris1

Alexandra222
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Nomad

I call Jigsaw over and tell him Chuck has been a very bad man.

Santi_
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Nomad

YES! FINALLY! Somone gets it! Good job SubZero007!
It's not going to be that easy though, even if I'm Santi, he's Chuck Norris. I'm the most recent Santi, but he was last centuries Santi.

Yes. And I know your secret! I ask you to attack Chuck Norris1

I simply "attack" him.
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Chuck Norris: 175

You're gonna' get something too SubZero007, because figuring out how to beat one of the most perfect beings, is just as important as killing Justin Bieber.

SubZero007
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Huzzah!

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