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I give Chuck Norris a cupcake which kills him because it tastes so good. I have proof it's his weakness.

The cupcake was so good it killed him, then brought him back stronger then ever.

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This link has nothing to do with what i am saying. I kill him of old age.

I throw him into a black hole..........

I hit his face with a paddle.

I hit his face with a paddle

This link has nothing to do with what i am saying. I kill him of old age.

Chuck Norris doesn't go old, old becomes young.
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I throw him into a black hole..........

He round house kicks you into yesterday.
(Chess341 is disabled for one turn)
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I hit his face with a paddle.

The paddle, seeing the remains of the paddle Chuck Norris destroyed, commited suicide before it could get anywhere near him.
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Chuck Norris: 120hp

I call him ugly.

this is my disabled turn so instead I research how to kill Chuck ****ing Norris

I call him ugly.

So?
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this is my disabled turn so instead I research how to kill Chuck ****ing Norris

You type Chuck ****ing Norris on the internet. It redirects you to a, uh, one of "those" sites. It causes so much trauma you have to go see a therapist.
You are disabled for another turn.
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Chuck Norris: 120hp

dde I meant I was actually looking up stuff about Chuck Noriss there fore YOUR LOGIC IS FLAWED

I pray so that chuck norris can die.

dde I meant I was actually looking up stuff about Chuck Noriss there fore YOUR LOGIC IS FLAWED

You don't get it, the first thing that came up was one of "those" sites, and that mentally scarred you, so you needed therapy.
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I pray so that chuck norris can die.

Okay. Chuck Norris could always die, so it really doesn't change anything.
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Chuck Norris: 120

I give Chuck Norris this[/url]

lol link fail I ment [url=this[/url]

I give Chuck Norris this[/url]

You give him [/url]? That is kind of physically impossible.
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Chuck Norris: 120