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I kidnap Alex, his dearly beloved, from Walker, Texas Ranger or something like that...

She round houses your face. She's Chuck Norris's wife dude, you would've thought that she learned something from being with him.
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You guys all know chuck Norris already SHOULD've died, but the grim reaper got scared.. I Pay the grim reaper 1,000$ to finally kill him

He chickens out. And you lose $1000.
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Chuck Norris: 150

I give Chuck Norris a hot girl to &quotlay" with.

I give Chuck Norris a hot girl to &quotlay" with.

He plays russian roulet with her. With a fully loaded revolver. And wins.
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Chuck Norris: 150

I give chuck norris a poisunus cupcake.

I give chuck norris a poisunus cupcake.

Chuck Norris doesn't get poisoned by a cupcake, the cupcake poisons him.
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Chuck Norris: 150

Ok, guys, this may be a little agitating to you, but I'm gonna' give you a hint. The way to defeat Chuck Norris is a person. Well, it can be a person, or a "thing", depends on how you define it, well it's a noun.

I tell his white tiger to kill him?

I tell his white tiger to kill him?

He doesn't understand english.

I soak Chuck Norris underwear in meat, then let his White Tiger do his thing.

I spank his mother.

I call pacthesis to use her pacti powers and kill Chuck Norris!!!

Oh! Oh! I know this one! Bruce Lee kicked his *** in The Way Of the Dragon! I call up Bruce Lee.

I soak Chuck Norris underwear in meat, then let his White Tiger do his thing.

Chuck's white tiger becomes more in love with him, fueling Chuck with it's own legendary powers.
+30hp

I spank his mother.

Lmao, nice. But when Chuck Norris was a baby, he roundhouse kicked his mom's womb so hard, she was blasted 300 years in the future. Sorry. I have to admit that was a good one.
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Oh! Oh! I know this one! Bruce Lee kicked his *** in The Way Of the Dragon! I call up Bruce Lee.

Well, like I explained in a previous post, Bruce Lee broke his hand, arm, shoulder, and spine when he puched Chuck Norris's chest.
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I turn on Justin Bieber music to kill him with suckiness.

When Justin Bieber sings to Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris makes his voice lower. Nah, I'm kidding, he's in love with Chuck, cuz he's a guy, that his voice get's higher, and his head explodes.
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Chuck Norris: 180

I am so glad blk2860 gave me the oppurtuniy to kill Justin Beiber, you are gonna get a reward once I think of one.

Remember, what is stronger that Chuck Norris?

I ask God to kill Chuck Norris.

I ask God to kill Chuck Norris.

Nothing happens.
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Chuck Norris: 180

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