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Tell him your going to F*** his mother

Tell him your going to F*** his mother

Yeah, it's too late for that.

What do you mean it's to late?

*rubs temples*
Do you need me to spell it out for you?

Yes, I'm not a *try-hard-Chuck-Norris-person~~~~*


~~~~ This is a no-life loser who knows everything about Chuck Norris, they also know about every joke. EXAMPLE: Santi_

*Sigh* I meant it's too late to tell him to do that because it already Happened. I don't know much about Chuck Norris except everyone loves him, and he has a roundhouse that can do insane stuff.

@webkinzlover7654

That comment had nothing to do with Chuck Norris. It was a simply joke that doesn't need too much figuring out.

@OP

I knock him out using tear gas and then operate him. I cut through his skin and remove his heart. I then rip out his eye and pull his brain out through his nose. I then shove my hand up his *** and pull out his intestine. I then inject him with 100 litres pure ethanol. I then grab his tongue and take it out of the back of his throat.

Ok, well iknock him in the face with a paddle. That is Norris' only weakness. In one of his movies he gets knocked out by one.

I knock him out using tear gas and then operate him. I cut through his skin and remove his heart. I then rip out his eye and pull his brain out through his nose. I then shove my hand up his *** and pull out his intestine. I then inject him with 100 litres pure ethanol. I then grab his tongue and take it out of the back of his throat.

Chuck Norris made the tear gas cry before it did anything to him.
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Ok, well iknock him in the face with a paddle. That is Norris' only weakness. In one of his movies he gets knocked out by one.

He gets knocked out, but subconciously round house kicks the paddle in a million little pieces.
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Ok well hes knocked out so I rip out his heart and eat it, then I dump hid 70 year old body into the ocean.

Ok well hes knocked out so I rip out his heart and eat it, then I dump hid 70 year old body into the ocean.

After you ate his heart his will became stronger than yours, his mind is in your body. A few seconds later "your" body became his original. Now you are in endless limbo, where minds detached from their souls go. Escape if you can.

Chuck Norris made the tear gas cry before it did anything to him.
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I get a really fit woman, that's actually a russian spy, to &quotlay" with him and then she injects him with an anti-oxide formula and watches him choke to death.

Chuck saw through her clever disguise, then crushed her head, between his theighs. Sorry if that was a little weird, got it of a song one of my friends heard.
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You guys have to figure out his weakness.

I give Chuck Norris a cupcake which kills him because it tastes so good. I have proof it's his weakness.