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PerryKid
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Nomad

I know, I know...

There are too many "Kill _" threads popping out there. This one is different.

First of all, you are only limited to the technology that is available. You must not only kill the man, but you must also discover new technology before the guy gets too powerful.

Also, the guy gains powers and skills. One change is that the guy's HP grows to the quadratic formula based on the posts from his last death... (x squared [just multiply X by itself])

Just a few rules to start with...

No attacking yourself
No discovering technology in an instant



CURRENT TECHNOLOGY:

None


GUY'S HP:

1/1 (next one will be 4/4)

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Santi_
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Nomad

I watch a thunderstorm occur, and lightning strikes a stick. I discover fire! and kill the guy with it.

Sengokura
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Sengokura
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Herald

I punch the guy in the face with brass knuckles

DevilishConcoction
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Nomad

Brass knuckles are not invented yet. We must first learn of ore. Then heat the ore for metal.
Anybody got a good way to find ore? :O

Poizaz00
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Peasant

I punch trees to get logs, to make planks, which I make into sticks, to make a pickaxe.

SubZero007
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SubZero007
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Peasant

I go for Guy's manhood.

killersup10
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Blacksmith

i find a poisonous plant.than i take a stick and stone and tye the 2 togther.then i rub poiwon plant on edge , and i stab him in face,if he lives the poison wil get him

killersup10
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Blacksmith

i have screated the first sword

PerryKid
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Nomad

I watch a thunderstorm occur, and lightning strikes a stick. I discover fire! and kill the guy with it.


No instant discoveries. -ignored, but accounted for-

HP is squared, HP: [4/4]

I punch the guy in the face with brass knuckles


Not invented yet... [9/9]

Brass knuckles are not invented yet. We must first learn of ore. Then heat the ore for metal.
Anybody got a good way to find ore? :O


Look it up... [16/16]

punch trees to get logs, to make planks, which I make into sticks, to make a pickaxe.


Most of this works except the pickaxe. We do not have metal yet.

[25/25]

I go for Guy's manhood.


I understand... You kick him there and he falls down groaning. but due to the posts made in the past, the man has received enough strength to over come this...

[36/36] *for now*

-10 HP

i find a poisonous plant.than i take a stick and stone and tye the 2 togther.then i rub poiwon plant on edge , and i stab him in face,if he lives the poison wil get him


I guess that's legit, but you don't know if a plant is poisonous or not... I'll leave that to a coin flip.

Alright, it's not poisonous. You hit him in the face and manage to make some major damage.

[49/49] *for now*

-25 HP

i have screated the first sword


If anything, it's a hammer, an ax, or a spear... so no.

[64/64]

-35 HP

[29/64]
Chess341
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Shepherd

I punch him in the face 10 times.

Santi_
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Santi_
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Nomad

I kill an elephant, then take the tusk, sharpen it, to make a spear, and kill the guy.

PerryKid
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PerryKid
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Nomad

I punch him in the face 10 times.


each hit takes out 5 HP

[81/81]

-35 (from previous attacks)

-50 HP

-85 Total

YOU HAVE KILLED THE GUY!!!!

I kill an elephant, then take the tusk, sharpen it, to make a spear, and kill the guy.


Since the spear was somewhat invented, you simply help perfect the spear with an elephant's tusk. However, you do not kill and elephant because it is already challenging to kill a human with limited technology.

HP: [1/1]

TECHNOLOGY:

Stone Age
Chess341
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Shepherd

I take out my spear go woga woga woga woga then tackle and stab The Guy.

SubZero007
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Peasant

I throw stones at the Guy's manhood. (I know, I'm terrible.)

PerryKid
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Nomad

I take out my spear go woga woga woga woga then tackle and stab The Guy.


You take a spear and charge at the guy. Since you yelled, the guy started running and dodged the spear. You only got to scratch him a little.

[4/4] *for now*

-3 HP

I throw stones at the Guy's manhood. (I know, I'm terrible.)


The guy falls down screaming and crying in a fetal position.

-10 HP

He dies.

Let's start at 9 HP...
Chess341
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Shepherd

I get two short spears designed for stabbing and get behind him and tab him in the neck.

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