The year is 2651 A.D. Humanity has been pushed too the brink of extinction by a genocidal alien race. Earth was destroyed in an assault a decade ago. Now, the survivors are living on ALG-L42 "Metal Earth". Forever searching the universe for a new planet. After years of searching, the alien species that initiated the attack has caught up with Metal Earth and wants to finish the human race. After days of fighting, Metal Earth shows signs of failing, the ten-thousand strong population of Metal Earth is forced to evacuate. You and four others rush into an escape pod and jettison to the nearest planet, ELSAR-563. The landing is terrible at best and you get knocked unconcious. When you wake up you see two largely varying landscapes: a dry barren wasteland, with no resources on the surface. On the other side, you see a lush paradise, inhabited by many alien species, some peaceful, others monstrous predators. It is almost nighttime. This is where you begin.
Name: Barry seinfeld HP: 50/100 Energy: 150/100 Level: 1 Occupation:Stand up Comedian Height: 6'2" Weight: 95 Age: 73 Description: white grey hair really small. Personality: annoying, funny, cynical. Strength:2 Defense:1 Agility:3 Intellect:14 Skills: Speech 3 Status effects: Adrenaline Equipment: Cane Hat Armor: Basic clothes
You fashion a Laser launcher. Very overpowered of you. After stripping all unnecesary parts the launcher is made. You reach Metal Earth. Inside it is utterly obliterated. You find various destroyed ships inside. There is one escape pod still functional. It is facing up so maybe you could fire it and get out of the atmosphere.
Oh, on the way, I pick up gramps and his Plasma Cannon.
(just to point out, no matter WHAT Sci-fi tells you, Plasma is more of a medical tech, and could be used in a bio-mechanical capacity, but I DOUBT it could be used as an Energy weapon.)
Name: Barry seinfeld HP: 50/100 Energy: 150/100 Level: 1 Occupation:Stand up Comedian Height: 6'2" Weight: 95 Age: 73 Description: white grey hair really small. Personality: annoying, funny, cynical. Strength:2 Defense:1 Agility:3 Intellect:14 Skills: Speech 3 Status effects: Adrenaline Equipment: Cane Hat Armor: Basic clothes i get in the escape pod and i fire it screaming and cheering ps can 2 carather meet like can i talk to lance valentino
Name: Barry seinfeld HP: 50/100 Energy: 150/100 Level: 1 Occupation:Stand up Comedian Height: 6'2" Weight: 95 Age: 73 Description: white grey hair really small. Personality: annoying, funny, cynical. Strength:2 Defense:1 Agility:3 Intellect:14 Skills: Speech 3 Status effects: Adrenaline Equipment: Cane Hat Armor: Basic clothes i get in the escape pod and i fire it screaming and cheering i notice lance and i yell i dont care if you are my grandson i can still blast you with my plasma
"I'm not your grandson. That shuttle wont fly, because there is a large beam of steel from the wreckage stuck through the hull. I advise we work together to fortify this place, and search for survivors. What do ya say?" I mess around with my several laser rifles.
Name: Barry seinfeld HP: 50/100 Energy: 150/100 Level: 1 Occupation:Stand up Comedian Height: 6'2" Weight: 95 Age: 73 Description: white grey hair really small. Personality: annoying, funny, cynical. Strength:2 Defense:1 Agility:3 Intellect:14 Skills: Speech 3 Status effects: Adrenaline Equipment: Cane Hat Armor: Basic clothes i make a wierd sound and i say i remember when i used to change youre diaper now i need youre help im to old to survive on my own will you help me
Name: Barry seinfeld HP: 50/100 Energy: 150/100 Level: 1 Occupation:Stand up Comedian Height: 6'2" Weight: 95 Age: 73 Description: white grey hair really small. Personality: annoying, funny, cynical. Strength:2 Defense:1 Agility:3 Intellect:14 Skills: Speech 3 Status effects: Adrenaline Equipment: Cane Hat Armor: Basic clothes
Chuckling, I respond "Sure, if you'll do EXACTLY as I say. First off, get out of the stupid pod, grab a laser rifle, and cover me while I find a place to park my ride. Comply or die."
Name: Barry seinfeld HP: 50/100 Energy: 150/100 Level: 1 Occupation:Stand up Comedian Height: 6'2" Weight: 95 Age: 73 Description: white grey hair really small. Personality: annoying, funny, cynical. Strength:2 Defense:1 Agility:3 Intellect:14 Skills: Speech 3 Status effects: Adrenaline Equipment: Cane Hat Armor: Basic clothes i will not take that from a young wipper snapped you get the rifle and you cover me
Name: Barry seinfeld HP: 50/100 Energy: 150/100 Level: 1 Occupation:Stand up Comedian Height: 6'2" Weight: 95 Age: 73 Description: white grey hair really small. Personality: annoying, funny, cynical. Strength:2 Defense:1 Agility:3 Intellect:14 Skills: Speech 3 Status effects: Adrenaline Equipment: Cane Hat Armor: Basic clothes i bite youre nose off and kick youre bals very hard i take youre gun and point at youre i say if you where not my grandson i would kill ya
Name: Barry seinfeld HP: 50/100 Energy: 150/100 Level: 1 Occupation:Stand up Comedian Height: 6'2" Weight: 95 Age: 73 Description: white grey hair really small. Personality: annoying, funny, cynical. Strength:2 Defense:1 Agility:3 Intellect:14 Skills: Speech 3 Status effects: Adrenaline Equipment: Cane Hat Armor: Basic clothes
You're not as strong as me. Also, if you made any sudden move towards me, you being 6 meters away from me, I, with my superior agility, strength, and defence, would easily overpower you. After overpowering you, I shoot you in the head twice.
