Okay, so basically you've all heard the joke, but if not, here it is. I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee. In skyrim guards all over the province would usually say this, and a forum game dedicated to the joke. So, what you write is: I used to ________, but then ________. Just fill in the blanks, but the first section must be related to the last section of the poster before. E.G.: Player1:I used to play cards, but then comic books cam out. Player2:I used to like batman, but then I played Assassins Creed. Player3:I used to have a hidden blade, but then I was removed from the clan. Etc.
Get it? Now I get to start!
I used to take arrows to the knee, but then I took an arrow to the knee!
Well, from what I see you didnt read the instructions properly, you are meant to write something related to the poster before from the last section. So for your post, I would write:
I used to do surgery for necks, but then I found a soccerball.
I used to overuse bleach, but I really don't, it's just my fav anime compared to soul eater, death note, naruto, lucky star, inuyasha, yu-gi-oh, aria, etc