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Evilfishy111
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Okay, so basically you've all heard the joke, but if not, here it is.
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
In skyrim guards all over the province would usually say this, and a forum game dedicated to the joke. So, what you write is:
I used to ________, but then ________. Just fill in the blanks, but the first section must be related to the last section of the poster before.
E.G.:
Player1:I used to play cards, but then comic books cam out.
Player2:I used to like batman, but then I played Assassins Creed.
Player3:I used to have a hidden blade, but then I was removed from the clan.
Etc.

Get it? Now I get to start!

I used to take arrows to the knee, but then I took an arrow to the knee!

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Evilfishy111
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I used to use online gaming references, but then Skyrim came out.

TopRank_
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Peasant

I used to think naruto was misunderstood, but now i know hes crazy, cuz hes dating alexandra.

Evilfishy111
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Shepherd

You didnt relate the first part of your story to the last part of mine. Therefore your sentence does not count. Now, lets continue from mine.

I used to use online gaming references, but then Skyrim came out.

Jazmoon
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Peasant

I used to play Skyrim, but then my computer took a raging bull to the monitor.

Daizidawizard9000
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Nomad

I used to play Minecraft, but then I turned into a creeper.

xAyjAy
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xAyjAy
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Blacksmith

i used to kill creepers, but then i reallized i have no life and killed my self.

Daizidawizard9000
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Nomad

I used to be a Creeper Whisperer, but then I exploded.

BritHennerz
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BritHennerz
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Farmer

I used to be MLG but then I got a life

Daizidawizard9000
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Nomad

I used to be awesome, but now I'm awepic.

Poizaz00
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Peasant

I used to Complete the Objective, but then it died.

emochick324
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emochick324
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Nomad

i used to like dying,but then i died

Alexandra222
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Nomad

I used to die, but I'm a soul reaper so who cares!

(i'm not mentally dating naruto btw, i'm mentally dating sim boys made by pacthesis)

epicness01
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I used to be exasperated by overused manga references, but then that last one put me over the edge and I went into an ALL CAPS RAGE!

Daizidawizard9000
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Nomad

I used to be rage-filled, but then I saw who came up with the meaning.

epicness01
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Nomad

I used to know the meaning of life, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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