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Evilfishy111
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Okay, so basically you've all heard the joke, but if not, here it is.
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
In skyrim guards all over the province would usually say this, and a forum game dedicated to the joke. So, what you write is:
I used to ________, but then ________. Just fill in the blanks, but the first section must be related to the last section of the poster before.
E.G.:
Player1:I used to play cards, but then comic books cam out.
Player2:I used to like batman, but then I played Assassins Creed.
Player3:I used to have a hidden blade, but then I was removed from the clan.
Etc.

Get it? Now I get to start!

I used to take arrows to the knee, but then I took an arrow to the knee!

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CheapCheep
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CheapCheep
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Nomad

I used to have 68 posts, then I posted on this thread.

Jeff1999
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Jeff1999
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Farmer

I used to have long hair, then I tied my shoe.

Matt1251
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Matt1251
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Nomad

I used to be a shoe salesman, then I tied myself in knots.

rockPolotics
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rockPolotics
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Peasant

I used to be able to tie knots, then I sold my fingers.

016Bramble
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016Bramble
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Nomad

I used to buy fingers on the black market, but then the police caught me.

light_chaser
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light_chaser
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Peasant

I used to be caught by the police, then I escaped.

BritHennerz
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BritHennerz
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Farmer

I used to own an oil refinery but then the American government took it from me.

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