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Evilfishy111
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Okay, so basically you've all heard the joke, but if not, here it is.
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
In skyrim guards all over the province would usually say this, and a forum game dedicated to the joke. So, what you write is:
I used to ________, but then ________. Just fill in the blanks, but the first section must be related to the last section of the poster before.
E.G.:
Player1:I used to play cards, but then comic books cam out.
Player2:I used to like batman, but then I played Assassins Creed.
Player3:I used to have a hidden blade, but then I was removed from the clan.
Etc.

Get it? Now I get to start!

I used to take arrows to the knee, but then I took an arrow to the knee!

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Daizidawizard9000
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Nomad

I used to have a job, but then I lost my dream.

Santi_
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Santi_
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Nomad

I used to dream, but then I went into a coma.

light_chaser
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light_chaser
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Peasant

I used to be awesome, then I saw chuck norris.

Evilfishy111
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Evilfishy111
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Shepherd

I used to roundhouse kick, but then I lost my foot by accidentally kicking my foot into a grinder, casuing my foot to turn into flat bruised meat.

danielo
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danielo
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Peasant

I used to took a scalpel to the solar plexus, but then i became god.
{eat your Vegetables kids! it may turn you into a god! look at this dude ^ !}

epicness01
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epicness01
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Nomad

I used to be god, but then I fell from grace.

nebmas
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nebmas
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Shepherd

I used to be the goddess of beauty but then a cowpat got stuck to my face

SSTG
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SSTG
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Treasurer

I used to like Brussels Sprout, but then I was farting too much.
I used to like cabbage, but then I was farting more often.
I used to like beans, but then I was farting even more! :O
xD

BritHennerz
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BritHennerz
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Farmer

I used to be a great warrior but then I took an arrow in the... face

HiGoRashi
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HiGoRashi
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Peasant

I used to be a famous Star, but then I fall out of my Bed.

Maverick4
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Maverick4
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Peasant

I used to be an arrow, till I took a knee to the head.

rabidgam3r
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rabidgam3r
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Nomad

I used to have a head, but then i took an axe to the neck.

Poizaz00
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Poizaz00
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Peasant

I used to have Flash crash, but then I took an update to the computer.

Daizidawizard9000
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Daizidawizard9000
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Nomad

I used to chop trees with an ax, but then I became a tree.

Poizaz00
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Poizaz00
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Peasant

I used to post on the yggdrasil thread but then I took a divine lightning bolt to the forehead.

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