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Evilfishy111
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Okay, so basically you've all heard the joke, but if not, here it is.
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
In skyrim guards all over the province would usually say this, and a forum game dedicated to the joke. So, what you write is:
I used to ________, but then ________. Just fill in the blanks, but the first section must be related to the last section of the poster before.
E.G.:
Player1:I used to play cards, but then comic books cam out.
Player2:I used to like batman, but then I played Assassins Creed.
Player3:I used to have a hidden blade, but then I was removed from the clan.
Etc.

Get it? Now I get to start!

I used to take arrows to the knee, but then I took an arrow to the knee!

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nebmas
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Hehe yeah ive heard the joke from skyrim

nice idea man!!!

I used to a swimmer like you, but then I took a diving board to the neck

its rubbish but I hope it starts it off a bit

Evilfishy111
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Shepherd

Well, from what I see you didnt read the instructions properly, you are meant to write something related to the poster before from the last section. So for your post, I would write:

I used to do surgery for necks, but then I found a soccerball.

You continue from soccerball.

Jazmoon
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i used to hate soccer, but then i got new shoes.

nebmas
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nebmas
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Shepherd

Yeah I got a bit confused they didn't quite make sense but sorry anyway.

I used to sell shoes but then I got some shoe polish in my eye

beckitten27
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I used to clean shoe polish out of people's eyes, but then i took an arrow to the knee.

Jazmoon
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Peasant

I used to do archery, but then i found a lollipop.

Santi_
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Nomad

I used to eat lollipops, but then I found a hair in it.

ItalianSuperBoy
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Peasant

I used to style hair, but then my scissors broke.

Alexandra222
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Nomad

I used to run with scissors, but then I cut myself and ended up in a hospitol

Santi_
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Nomad

I used to work at a hospital, but then I took a scalpel to the solar plexus.

Alexandra222
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Nomad

I used like my solar plexus, but then I became a soul reaper and fought for justice!

Santi_
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Nomad

I used to like Bleach, but then you over used it so much, it pissed everyone off.

Alexandra222
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Nomad

I used to overuse bleach, but I really don't, it's just my fav anime compared to soul eater, death note, naruto, lucky star, inuyasha, yu-gi-oh, aria, etc

Santi_
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I used to like some of those manga, but then you started overusing them in my other thread a couple of minutes ago.

Alexandra222
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Nomad

I used to overuse them, but then I started using online gamming references

and now im not single or taken. I'm mentally dating someone from online anime dating sims(yeah I have no life)

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