this is a game where people post what they think would be a funny day in the life of statement. as an example, I'll start.
day in the life of a stapler:
i sat around for 5 hours. then someone put a bunch of sharp metal objects inside my head, put a piece of paper in my mouth, and hit me in the head. i sat around for the rest of the day doing nothing.
Bang and my duty begins, i'm on there head as they sing, I watch them cheer, then drink down beer, They chuck me away as the day is done, for me to reincarnate so they can have more fun.
Decided to mix it up with a little rhyme, hope you like it =D
brrrrr....... its cold in this fridge. WTFFFFFFF!!!!!!! ITS HOT IN THIS FRYING PAN!!!!! OOOOMMMMGGGG!!!!! ITS PAINFUL BEING CHEWED IN THIS MOUTH!!!!! ahhhh...... its nice in this sewer (flush)
There after me, me and my pups, my despreate little ones for meat. Now I feel the sting of pain in my chest, as my mate now has to take care of them. *Falls to ground dead.*
uuummmm.... its good, but its supposed to be humorous. like this.
day in the life of a bike:
ahhhhh... its good to be me. i havent been ridden on in weeks. ive never felt better. wait, what are you doing? oh that. OOOOF!! you gained what, thirty pounds? oh yeah great, go ahead and fart.
Ahh, this is the life, sitting here on the coffee table, watching some tv, wait, what?! What are you doing!!! That was my favourite show!!! NOOOO!!!! Ouchhh!!! Dont twist me so hard in that hole! Darn it! Arrrgghhh!!! Dont you dare put me in that Car! Im not going to Boston again! Noooo! Ughhhh, its going to be a long ride...
