this is a game where people post what they think would be a funny day in the life of statement. as an example, I'll start.
day in the life of a stapler:
i sat around for 5 hours. then someone put a bunch of sharp metal objects inside my head, put a piece of paper in my mouth, and hit me in the head. i sat around for the rest of the day doing nothing.
*starts punching a tree* (ten minutes later) *finishes bulding the outline of house* ...there,should be goo- *skeleton shot* AUUGH WHY U SHOOT MEH >:U *zombie attacks* owowow *creepwer goees up and makes a hissing sound* oh no NOT THE CREEPER FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *boom!* *sent to respawn screen*
