this is a game where people post what they think would be a funny day in the life of statement. as an example, I'll start.
day in the life of a stapler:
i sat around for 5 hours. then someone put a bunch of sharp metal objects inside my head, put a piece of paper in my mouth, and hit me in the head. i sat around for the rest of the day doing nothing.
Ahhh, feels so nice in this cupbo- aaaarrhghh!!! why me?!? oh, no!! that is cold!!! STOP STOP!!! did you brush today, your breath stinks!!! AAARRRGGHHH!!! ahhhhh... back in the dishwasher where it is nice an- AARGGH HOTHOTHOT!!!!! SOOO HOT!!!!! ahhh... back in the cupboard.
Well its nice to see tht your taking me out 4 some air, huh, what are you doing *throw* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *BAMMM* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! What are you guys doing to me!!! Phew tht was a soft landing *thrown (again)* AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT AGAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
just another day in this box with my fellow nails. ooohhh! i have been taken out of the box! i am going toward the wall? what is that large flat faced contraption? (hammer) wait, what are you doing? oh my god! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! STOP SMASHING ME!!!! STOP IT!!! JUST TO HANG A PICTURE!?!?!?!?!
Hmm, what to do tod.. Hey what are you... OWW STOP POKING ME AND TAKE YOUR HAND OFF. That's better. wait NOOOO DON'T UNPLUG ME!!!. Where am I going? Whats that black thing. WHY DOES IT SMELL!!!
Now that I'm gone, time to go to hell. OOOOWWWW! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! AAAH! I don't want to die!! HEEEELP! OUCH! **** it! I don't want to die with no kids. Aw, I want kids. Now I look like drugs. Cool.
a day in the life of a brain aggh what is 321 times 59021 oh finnaly yes lets fiquret out oh yay the anser uggh i never get a break out wait thats a gun run legs oww i g o t s h o t i m finaaal y g n
Why do I always have to run? This is so annoying. At least I'm not a digital clock, with their fancy numbers and crap. I just wish I had a break... I wanna kill myself... *yells* SOMEONE THROW AWAY MY BATTERIES! Sell me! Idc! Just get me out of this weariness!
Day in the life of my computer: If this is saturday than I won't be alone. OH NO JEFF1999 COMES OH SH**! No, please leave me alone. No, wait. He won't be playing games, he will be posting a thread about my life in armor games. Oh f*** yeah! I'll be popular yesss!
A day in the lif of a the letter 'Q' in the keyboard.
Ooh! He's going to press me, he's getting closer, closer, Yes he's about to press me! No! No, what are you doing? W, your really pressing W? That guy is snob!
