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ablu2
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You corrupt the previous posters wish than make your own wish. Begin!

I wish for a pony! (lul)

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Doombreed
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Granted but you collide with an airplane.

I wish I had more free time

Saphire24
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Granted, but it takes all the free time in your future, so you die.

I wish that I could change my form at will (love fantasy stories)

AHomoSapien
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Granted, you are an extraordinary being who can change her form at will. However, while you can change your form whenever you wish, the form itself eludes you. You first change result in an unique scenario where you became the first sapient being, and most likely the last, to experience life as an inanimate rock. It took you almost a week before you muster up enough willpower as a rock to change your form again. From there you went from one inanimate object to another for a whole year, before you became some sort of magical fire salamander. While you want to change back into some sort of humanoid form, for convenient sake at least, whenever you even start thinking about the subject... your memories of the year you spend as inanimate objects starts to haunts you. The helplessness and fear of never being able move again, or the knowledge that next time you might not be find the willpower to overcome the nature of the inanimate object, and find yourself living out the life of a tree, or something equally worst. You consult yourself really being a foot long magical fire salamander isn't that bad... Really.

I wish someone would find me an interesting book series to read, er something in the supernatural or Scifi genre.

Saphire24
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Granted, have you tried the supernaturalist, or anything by Eoin Colfer?
You get so caught up in the plot that you read it over and over again, until the book disintegrates and you run away in despair, never to be seen again.
Salamanders are awesome, so are rocks, and I have much willpower.

I wish that I had basic self defence

red303
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Granted, but you are so eager to try out your self-defense techniques you attack a random person and are sued.

I wish I could pause and Unpause time.

Saphire24
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Granted, but it only works on you, everyone just thinks that you are a bad statue.

I wish that I could stop biting my nails.

red303
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Granted, you get braces like me which make the act of biting down on your nails too painful.

I wish I could these braces off.

Saphire24
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Scribe

Granted, but your teeth go too.
I thought you were going?

I with that I could understand any language (including all animal speech)

Doombreed
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Granted but it turns out that animals have really dirty thoughts...
You just can't take any more homophobic jokes and swearing from them. So you commit suicide.

I wish there were eels everywhere.

Saphire24
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Granted, but some of them are electric, so you get shocked too much, and die.

I wish that no-one kills anyone else.

xeano321
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Granted, but everyone kills no-one.

I wish I had a delicious sandwich.

Frank_Frooton
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Granted, it's a deli cious sandwich, and as we all know, cious is the urinary gland for a female octopus.

I wish I could use my Xbox.

red303
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Granted, but parent control glitches and made it so you can only use your Xbox to play rated E games (about 5 games) and it drives you insane.

I wish I could eat food without my teeth aching.

Frank_Frooton
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granted, the dentist from payday rips them out and shoves money in the gaps. Then he gives you a straw.

I wish I was less bored.

xeano321
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Granted, but you die from the excitement.

I wish this water bottle was eggnog.

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