There once was a tiny mice.
Whom wish upon a magical fried rice.
Trice he begged, to be a Legendary Beast, Trice he wish.
Alas the rice was feeling snappish
In place of an Legendary beast stood a poser.
A Legendary Sir, or SirLegendary, if you prefer.
The most legendary of them all.
At least until the magic falls.
Then back to a mice the rice calls
I wish I could see the stars shinning brightly at night
Granted, you are so respected in everything, even outside of AG, so much so that you can't handle all the negative things about being a celebrity that you freak out and fall off a building.