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Granted, but you're driving and you drink it.

I wish this was more fun.

Granted, it becomes so incredibly exhilarating, you can't live a second without it. You die from malnutrition because you can't stop being on this game to eat.

I wish I had X-ray vision.

Granted, now you only see people as skeletons. You can't change back. And it's hard to recognize who is who now.

I wish I was much smarter than I am now.

Granted, you now figure out all the horrors of the universe and many things you were better off not knowing. You are driven insane at just how terrible life is.

I wish I had a bowl of pudding and a spoon in my hand.

Granted, the bowl was made out of pudding and most of it fell on the ground.

I wish there was no such thing as corruption, in anything.

Granted, the word corruption is removed from the English language, it still exists, but it is just called by a different name.

I wish there was a random wish generator.

Granted, but it's a corrupted wish generator, and misfortune befalls anyone who uses it.

I wish my teeth were less sore.

Granted, but people get jealous and steal your teeth in your sleep

I wish I could buy mars

Granted, but right after you buy it, a giant meteor hits it causing to turn into dust.

I wish that there was no such thing as corrupting wishes.

Granted, but you cannot wish for anything ever again.

I wish I was a Pegasus.

Granted, but everyone is stunned that Pegasi are real. You are imprisoned in a zoo, then a lab for testing.

I wish I could breathe fire.

Granted, but you burn all that you hold dear.

I wish that I could spell properly.

Granted, you can only spell in sign language.

I wish I was the smartest being in the universe.

Granted, but you figure out when you die; two minuets time

I wish that I could read minds (can turn power on and off)

Granted, but you loss track of your own mind and turn insane.

I wish I was as fast as the Flash.