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Granted, but If you go too fast and run into something you die. If you start too suddenly, you die. If you run faster then a certain speed, you die. If you trip at high speeds, you die. Pretty much, if you run faster then normally possible, you die.

I wish I had pizza.

Fine, but because you can do everything at once, you run out of things to do, get bored, run around the world, burn all you energy and die.

I wish I was able to grow/shrink to any size.

Granted, but one time you shrunk and then got stuck and were stepped on while leaving your house and were reduced to a flat piece of goo getting picked off someone's shoe.

I wish I could change into whatever person I wanted to.

Granted, but the person you want to change into turns out to have just been pretending to be someone they aren't, and so you become their horrible, disturbed inner self.

I wish stamps only cost a penny.

Granted, but you can't buy them because they are always sold out

I with that I could grow a tail at will (as in an extension on my spine downwards)

Granted, but it turns out to just be an advanced form of scoliosis, and your back becomes permanently warped.

I wish Old Yeller was played by Jim Carrey.

Granted, he actually did a bad job.

I wish I didn't have to celebrate Christmas in other people's houses. I want to stay home for Armor Games.

granted, but you can only ever hear that song for ever

I with that I could grow fur at will.

Granted, you're only able to grow it under your arm pits.

I wish I was able to fly like superman.

Granted, but you don't have invincibility, so you get shot down by infidels.

Granted, he actually did a bad job.

That doesn't happen in real life.

I wish I could play the saxophone.

Granted, though in exchange to learning how to play it in the speed of a second, you lost your fingers due to burning them up so fast. Also your lungs gave in for blowing three years worth of air in a second. You died.

I wish I was incredibly good at guitar.

Granted, but you become so good, your fingers can't stop playing and they eventually fall off from overuse.

I wish every CD came with a CD case.

Granted, but you end up with a load of cases that you don't want because not every case came with a cd.

I wish that life made sense

Granted. I hope you won't miss cartoons and Tim Burton films, because there will be no more of those.

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons, in a world apart.

That would be amazing, granted, but you can never return to your laved ones

I wish that I could grow wings at will