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Granted, but it's not that special.

I wish I enjoyed our Christmas celebration.

Granted, but you don't enjoy your New Year's celebration.

I wish the only thing to ever exist was red.

Granted, @red303 is the only person that has ever existed.

I wish for google.

granted, yahoo.

I wish that my hair was cut without a haircut.

Granted, all of your hair was burned off.

I wish for new well made boots.

Granted, but some one misread that, thought you said ill-made, and books, ad gave you hunger games.

I wish that the 30 second post thing would be gone.

Granted, though suddenly the forums turn into a disorganized ninja fest

I wish to never ever be ninja'd again.

Granted, you are the nijna, then you die in a flame war.

I wish I had more time.

Granted, you get to see those you love die before you time and time again.

I wish I didn't need to go to school anymore.

Granted, you just need to go to a concentration camp.

I wish Legend would stop posting so I wouldn't feel like I had to post more.

Granted, he goes offline then R2 comes online.

I wish I had the patience of an old man.

Granted, you wait for 50 years in a wheelchair, then die.

I wish I had the speed of lightening.

Granted, though your body cannot take the friction of air, so you die on your first run.

I wish I was stronger than superman, faster than the flash, and could handle all the powers bestowed upon me.

Granted, you can handle them, but no-one else can. No-one acknowledges your presence anymore, because they feel inadequate, so you live the rest of your life in utter loneliness and misery.

I wish could go back and forth in time, without messing anything up, and see how and why stuff happened.

Granted, though you always leave a hole in the space time continuum when you leave your present, and eventually, you end up destroying all existence.

I wish I was the most almighty user here.