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samdawghomie
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Well, I don't know if this has been created before but I felt like making it. So here it is.

You can make it up yourself or get from the great place called the internet.

Ex:

User#1: Yo momma's so poor when I kicked a soda can she screamed "don't be kickin' my house!!"

User#2: Lol!! That was funny. 9/10
<insertyomommajokehere>

See, So we'll start with this one.

Yo momma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

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pauler94
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lol 8.9/10

Yo momma's so fat that she gives herself group hugs

samdawghomie
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Peasant

Haha pretty funny. 8.5/10

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

SonnyNerd
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Lol... Dude listen to real music...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JBoNuCO6hU&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boEypavY46w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qhry7ufxno
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD_mRmQByKo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8Wd7uXIuMQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWggPLXeOkU

If youre rappers you often use yo momma.

keeton52
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Im sorry but these "RATE THE ABOVE USERS STUFF HERE" are rather annoying

thingthingfreak
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thingthingfreak
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Im sorry but these "RATE THE ABOVE USERS STUFF HERE" are rather annoying


Then don't bloody post! It's spam.
jacobcasper
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omg. stupid keeton the creton.

yo mamma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!

keeton52
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yes she is ugly, I regret ever meeting her, in fact I ran away when I first saw her ugly face it nearly gave me a heart attack

samdawghomie
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BOOOOOOO!!!!!

Keeton if you aren't going to post something relevant pleas leave this thread.

Yo momma so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

pizzadude193
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didn't like it a lot.

This one is kinda old but:
Yo mamma's so fat when she saw a bus go buy she yelled "STOP THAT TWINKY"

jacobcasper
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4/10

yo mammas so stupid, when she jumped out a window, SHE WENT UP!!!

jacobcasper
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jacobcasper
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Nomad

5/10

YO MAMMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE BUNJEE JUMPS, SHE GOS STRAIT 2 HELL!

pauler94
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3/10 its pretty straight-forward.

Yo momma's so ugly when she was born, her mom said "what a treasure!" and her dad sad "Yeah, let's go bury it"

mattt15
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Don't really get it... 4/10

Yo mama is so fat, when she did sky diving, people we're screaming : Oh no! A meteor!!!

I invented that =P

SirLegendary
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7/10

yo mamma so small when she looked out a car window, she only saw a door.

Snake211
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I WOULD GIVE IT A 9/10

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