Completely and utterly based off "1001 ways to get kicked out of Wall Mart" but with a different setting. Same basic rules as the famous game.
I, of course, will start...
1. Smuggle Burger King food in. 2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?) 3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage. 4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
330. Fake a Heart Attack then get up after 5 minutes and say "I'm Back!!!" 331. Enter wearing a BK paper crown and a bag from Wendy's containing 5 Baconators 332. Use the drive Thru with out a car and convince the manager that your car is invisible 333. Enter in full spartan gear and kick people
334. Ask for 50 Big Macs and 50 McRibs. Then run away while they are making it 335: Ask for the death count of McDonalds. 336: Plant some highly radioactive gas.
337: Shoot a customer. 338: Place a bomb on someone's Big Mac while said person is in the bathroom. 339: Throw a grenade in the kitchen. 340: Go to the employees only area when you're not an employee. 341: Trash talk McDonald's.
355 - Ask For An Angry Whopper (BK) 356 - Bring Little Wendy In For Some Sea Salt Fries (Wendys) 357 - Take An Hour To Order 358 - Protest McDonalds While Ordering 359 - Order A Big Mac And Say Thats Not A Beautiful Thing! (Harveys) 360 - Starting Putting Double Down Posters Around The Resteraunt (KFC)