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314d1
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Completely and utterly based off "1001 ways to get kicked out of Wall Mart" but with a different setting. Same basic rules as the famous game.

I, of course, will start...

1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.

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EmperorPalpatine
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361- Order a breakfast item at 10:35

dair5
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362-Order a happy meal and fake vomit all over the floor.

crazyape
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363 - win the $1,000,000 3 times in a row, demand in-store payment every single time.
364 - Ask for a discount on a blizzard (DQ) beacuse it's happy hour (Sonix)
365 - protest homosexuality on the load-speaker
366 - pea in the sink or on the counter
367 - take a dump on the floor
368 - punch a fat kid
369 - say that they will go to hell for killings cows (buddhism)
666 - Go on a demonic rampage, beheading fries, and splattering katsup all over the walls.

Patrick2011
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There was a major skip from 369 to 666. Therefore, I will renumber the skips as follows:

370: Go on a demonic rampage, beheading fries, and splattering katsup all over the walls.

371: Eating Humans, And sitting with Fries and burgers.

372: Unscrew the Blots on the youngs play thing.

373: Have fun.

374: Bring taco bells food in there.

Here's my addition:

375: Sue McDonald's for all their restaurants.

EmperorPalpatine
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369 - say that they will go to hell for killings cows (buddhism)

*Hinduism

376: Complain that you ordered stuff 20 minutes ago when you didn't.
Somewhat49
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377: Pick up a chair, slam it on the counter, and say "we want a refund, it's defective."
378: Eat a child instead of the original Happy Meal

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379: come in with bombs strapped to your chest
380: puke on the waiter or waitress on purpose
381: eating other peoples food in there

Somewhat49
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Nomad

382: puking out the food that you stole from the other people
383: Start shouting about how Mc Donalds is a conspirocy

pickpocket
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384: advertise burger king inside
385: steal happy meal toys from three year olds
386: explain how they really make their "chicken"
387: flush a big Mac down the toilet
388: take a smoothy and poor it down someones shirt
389: kick janitor in the balls

Patrick2011
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390: Order the following:
answered
like this
no, like this
puppies

391: Call the police on McDonald's.

tom0000009
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392: Being the Burger King.

CommanderPaladin
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Nomad

#394. Order the Lobster Newberg.

pokemonfire
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#395 scream i want some hot wangs
#396 scream as loud as you can FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONGS and sing the song as loud as you can

LegendaryRedriders
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#397 Pull out a water gun and start screaming "nod at the bird and people die, everywhere people die"

Alpha791
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#398 Pick your nose and wipe it on the manager's face.

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