I thought this would be fun. In this game you are in a bear's cave. The bear is asleep. You can do almost anything you want in the cave but you can only declare one action per post. For each action a die will be rolled to see whether you woke the bear or not. 6 = epic win, 1 = epic fail and some freak accident occurs, you wake the bear and get eaten which means you can't post until a new page. The greedier, i steal 1000000000 diamonds from the cave, or stupider, i poke the bear with a sharp stick, you get the more likely i am to skip the roll and go straight to the freak accident. There are only two rules, 1. no double posting, and 2. keep the actions around a PG-13 level so a mod doesn't shut this thread down. And the game begins...
@aWulfy you roll 6 you run away so fast that you leave a cliche cartoon dust cloud
@PurplePursuit you roll 6 the bear wakes up immediately from your yell and is so enraged that it starts attacking some innocent bystanders that just happened to be in there
@k4th3r1n3 you roll 5 Purple survives and the coast is clear because the bear got full from the random people and fell asleep immediately after it was done.
@Kylelolcat you roll 2 you see nothing but the cupcake and the bear starts sleepwalking towards you so you have to flee the cave
@ichigo772 you roll 2 as you sneak up behind katherine, she happens to yawn and her fist hits you right in the nose and you have to run out of the cave because you are in pain and have to leave the cave before you scream
@HahiHa you roll 4 the bear does not wake up but it does shift a little so you have to stop after going only a few steps
@Klelolcat your roll was skipped your actions wake the bear and it eats you
I should probably have been clearer in the instructions so this is a warning and a revision that applies to all players. You can harass the bear but you cannot kill it or try to take control of it in any way.
