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ikaku1
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I thought this would be fun.
In this game you are in a bear's cave. The bear is asleep. You can do almost anything you want in the cave but you can only declare one action per post. For each action a die will be rolled to see whether you woke the bear or not. 6 = epic win, 1 = epic fail and some freak accident occurs, you wake the bear and get eaten which means you can't post until a new page. The greedier, i steal 1000000000 diamonds from the cave, or stupider, i poke the bear with a sharp stick, you get the more likely i am to skip the roll and go straight to the freak accident. There are only two rules, 1. no double posting, and 2. keep the actions around a PG-13 level so a mod doesn't shut this thread down. And the game begins...


NOW

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ikaku1
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nevetsthereaper you roll 1
you catch a puffer fish without noticing and the grandmother eats you for trying to poison he daughter
if you mean of the game, there is no point. its just a game i thought would be fun. if you mean the gimmick, i wanted to change up the game for a little while to keep it interesting.

HahiHa you roll 5
the bears enjoy your tune and go on about their business

sonicheroes95
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oh and kyle, here's a little payback. i take out the arrowgun sniper rifle from earlier and headshot ya.

k4th3r1n3
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Farmer

I knit sweaters for everyone but the grandma bear (maybe if she quits bein such a B---- I'll maker her one too).

StraightJaketMan
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I go up to grandma bear and confuse her immensely

ikaku1
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k4th3r1n3 you roll 4
the sweaters are slightly too large, but the kids and the mother like them

StraightJaketMan you roll 5
you confuse the grandmother and she spends half an hour trying to sort things out

Kylelolcat
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I do a happy dance out of harm's way!

k4th3r1n3
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Farmer

I decide to knit grandma a sweater, since she kept her fat hole shut!!

ikaku1
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k4th3r1n3
i'm just gonna let that one go without a roll because i don't trust luck not to throw another sucker punch

armortycoon
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Nomad

I make hats for everyone!

Quina
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Quina
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Nomad

I light a fire cracker off behind armortycoon to celebrate my party hat.

Chryosten
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Herald

I brush the bear's coat with a brush.

k4th3r1n3
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Farmer

Whew! Thanks! It's a good thing, because I made the grandma's sweater WAY too big, indicating that I thought she was fat. LOL

I ask the grandma, "Heyyy Grandma bear, have you lost weight recently? You look so young for a grandma, by the way."

(Old ladies love that!)

Zaork
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Nomad

My attorney-hat gives me the rights to sue the bear. I sue the bear. (Can I sue the bear?)

HahiHa
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Regent

Since they like my music I invite a friend of mine who starts to play along with a flute, and a third with a small drum.

Kylelolcat
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I walk over and admire how cute the cubs are.

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