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Hypermnestra
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Ahh...life is good. Life is grand. The world is your oyster. Or...er...it would be. See, there is no universe. So it can't really be your mollusk, my Lord. Ahh, please don't disintegrate me! What I meant to say was, there is no universe yet. I'm sure that as omnipotent and benevolent as you are, you'll be able to create it soon enough. Oh, did I forget to mention that you're an immortal deity, a god? Oh yes, well, I suppose the technical term is mortally challenged, but you know what I mean, sir. And I'm your servant. Er, actually, I'm one of two, but I'm the better servant my lord.
Okay, that's enough. I've had it. I can't let this dolt do the talking any longer, twisting everything around. Let's make one thing clear; you may be the all-powerful deity around here, but I am your best servant, not Kiss-*** McGrovelpants over there. Capische? And we're your welcoming committee. So, yeah. Welcome to the universe.
You idiot, that's not enough! This one's brand-new to the universe, remember? We need to explain everything first.
*sigh* Fine...I still don't know what I did to deserve welcoming committee duty.
It may have had something to do with how you insulted Zeus and Yahweh at the same time....
What? No one knew about that but...you. You tattled, you coward!
I'm sorry about this one, my Lord. He's just stupid.
HEY!
You know what Yahweh said; thou shalt not lie. Or something like that. I was just telling the truth! Now, here's the deal, your Omnipotence, you're a brand-new god in a brand-new universe.
See, there are a lot of universes in all the dimensions.
He is correct, your All-Knowingness. There are several universes; you rule but one. Not that this encroaches on your all-encompassing power, of course, my Lord, but-
Well, it kind of does, actually. See, for each universe there is a god or gods who rule over it. And unfortunately, being that you're such a young god, you don't have a lot of influence in the pantheon; that's the tribunal of gods that reviews each others' work.
Although I'm sure you'll soon gain influence, my Lord, as soon as they see your divine beauty and omniscient power!
Shut up and let me finish, dummkopf. As I was saying, the tribunal is all the gods in all the dimensions gathered together. They meet once every score of years-
That's twenty years, my Lord.
Be quiet and let me finish. As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, the pantheon meets once every two decades to review each others' work and check up on dimensional progress. Now, the tribunal doesn't support either good or evil; anything you want to do in your universe, you can do. But you have to follow the rules set by the tribunal; basically, do what the tribunal says or they'll kick your ***.
Well...it could have been presented in a slightly less vulgar way, but yes, that is true, my Lord. But that isn't important. Unless there's some sort of revolution, you needn't worry about the pantheon. You can create planets, solar systems, nebulae, stars, creatures, technology, and so much more, my Lord. All you must do is think it, and it will be.
The dunce got it, except that he forgot about worship. Basically, the more worship you have, the more influence you will have in the pantheon and the more power you will have over your universe.
Now that you know all this, you can start building your universe. Good luck my Lord, and we'll be here if you need any help.

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ThorRatFox
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in english please hyper i understand it but i want to be clear of this i am a god so what do i do

UnlimitedDragon
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Name:Kazren Wynd
Gender:Male
Universe:None

zorsca
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zorsca
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Name: Khorne
Gender: Male
Universe: None.

zorsca
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zorsca
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btw awesome Black & White reference xD, I loved those games sooo much D:

rick073
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Name:Alexi Stukav
Gender:Male
Universe:None

Hypermnestra
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Hypermnestra
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Name:Kazren Wynd
Gender:Male
Universe:None

Name: Khorne
Gender: Male
Universe: None.

Name:Alexi Stukav
Gender:Male
Universe:None

All right then, the first thing you need to do is start building a universe! You can create something by itself, or you can also create something that will create something, like a nebula.
So, what will you do first?

locoace3
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Name:Bandos
Gender:M
Universe: None.

Razerules
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Name:Tom Razer
Gender:Male
Universe: None.

Can i join too?

Hypermnestra
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Name:Bandos
Gender:M
Universe: None.

Name:Tom Razer
Gender:Male
Universe: None.

You guys are in.
No more joining!
So, what now? What will you create first?

Also...
Gender:Male
Gender:M
Gender:Male
Gender: Male
Gender:Male
Sausage fest much?

zorsca
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Name: Khorne
Gender: Male
Universe: None.

I create a nebula and a Solar system with 8 planets.

Razerules
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Name:Tom Razer
Gender:Male
Universe: None.

I create a Galaxy which is the shape of a tornado(looking from top).
Then i add a lot of stars.I then create special solar system which has a medioum sized sun and it has 5 planets.4 of them are habitatel for humans while the 5th one isnt.That is a frozen planet.I call this solar system:

Megaton(lol)

rick073
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Name:Alexi Stukav
Gender:Male
Universe:None

i create a solar system and a nebula and some planets and moons

Also...
Gender:Male
Gender:M
Gender:Male
Gender: Male
Gender:Male
Sausage fest much?

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Hypermnestra
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Name: Khorne
Gender: Male
Universe: Nebula, 8 Planets.

You create a nebula and eight planets. But that's strange...your solar system is missing something vital.

Name:Tom Razer
Gender:Male
Universe: Spiral Galaxy, Stars, 4 Habitable Planets.

You create a spiral galaxy, then spread several stars out all across the universe. I'm going to say that these stars range from small to large but all are relatively young. Then you add a special, suitable for life solar system.

Name:Alexi Stukav
Gender:Male
Universe: Solar System, Nebula, Planets, Moons.

Well you didn't say how many planets or moons, so can you tell me that?
And you create the solar system, nebula, planets, and moons.
What now?

rick073
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Name:Alexi Stukav
Gender:Male
Universe: Solar System, Nebula, Planets 4, Moons 6.

i make an atmosphere and water on one of the planets! i also make a lot of stars

locoace3
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Name:Bandos
Gender:M
Universe: None.

i create a small nebula shaped like sphere with a sun some stars a few planets and a buttload asteroids

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