ForumsForum GamesKill Yourself

371 47297
Mooooooo
offline
Mooooooo
528 posts
Nomad

The Game

In this game, unlike all others, you have to kill yourself! But don't think it's that easy, because...just watch the example!

=====================================================================

Example

Person: I make a rope, and hang my head on it, so I die.
Host: The rope snaps, you failed to kill yourself.

Person: I aim a gun at my head and fire!
Host: The gun jams.

Person: I throw a grenade at the ground and wait for it to explode.
Host: You wait, wait, wait, but it doesn't explode, you then realize you forgot to cook the grenade...so Fail!

=====================================================================

Victory Conditions
-Kill yourself with an idea that cannot be reflected like in the examples.
-The first guy who will kill himself is the new host of the game.

=====================================================================

Let's begin then!

  • 371 Replies
spartandestroyer
offline
spartandestroyer
2,081 posts
Nomad

i wait for 100 years.

LOL DETH BI OLD AEG!

Patrick2011
online
Patrick2011
12,319 posts
Templar

Unfortunately for the first host, if I say "I stab myself with a knife" you can't say "you drop the knife before you stab yourself" because I already stabbed myself. Most of the time when he stopped a suicide he just changed the situation.


You got the logic wrong. Dropping a knife is a legitimate reflection of stabbing yourself with it because the dropping prevents the stabbing before the stabbing. Therefore, there was no situation change. There was one metagame reflection, which was when sonicheroes95 tried some kind of fantasy, which Mooooooo didn't allow.
acmed
offline
acmed
3,517 posts
Nomad

I take a spaceship, coordinates towards the sun.
If the ship malfunctions, I die. If it still doesn't, I die.


The sun burns out and mission control de malfunctions the controls and bring you home.

I make fun of chuck norris and make a stupid impression of him!While he is watching!


HE dies from watching bad impressions

i tell chuck norris he's the weakest man alive and too much of a chicken to round house kick me in the face.


He roundhouse kicks you in the face, but who said you'd die from that? Chuck Norris is a doctor, too!

i join the marfia then walk across the street to the policwe station to tell them where the marfia are.


They arrest you and the "marfia", and you get released a year later

This is for now, I'll do the rest later
sonicheroes95
offline
sonicheroes95
13,701 posts
Peasant

... i get sephiroth so mad at me he uses heartless angel on me.

EmperorPalpatine
offline
EmperorPalpatine
9,439 posts
Jester

I would get a tan, wear a white robe, a turban, and run thru an airport while doing the stereotypical Arab tongue-roll noise thingy. I am visibly strapped with C4 and lit dynamite. I am holding a spring-switch on the trigger for the C4 in both hands, and one in my mouth. If anyone gets anywhere near me I release the switches.

EmperorPalpatine
offline
EmperorPalpatine
9,439 posts
Jester

On second thought, change "an airport" to "the Pentagon" or maybe "an NRA convention".

Pazx
offline
Pazx
5,845 posts
Peasant

You got the logic wrong. Dropping a knife is a legitimate reflection of stabbing yourself with it because the dropping prevents the stabbing before the stabbing. Therefore, there was no situation change. There was one metagame reflection, which was when sonicheroes95 tried some kind of fantasy, which Mooooooo didn't allow.


I've already stabbed myself. Dropping the knife now does nothing. He could save me by saying "the wound isn't fatal" or something though.

Also he didn't answer my situation D:
acmed
offline
acmed
3,517 posts
Nomad

I give up! I DON'T WANNA BE A HOST! IT'S HARD!

Pazx, you're last post, you're new host

longhorns05rose
offline
longhorns05rose
109 posts
Nomad

I'll be host.

EmperorPalpatine
offline
EmperorPalpatine
9,439 posts
Jester

Good luck with mine!

EmperorPalpatine
offline
EmperorPalpatine
9,439 posts
Jester

HEY Mooooooo! (original poster, i'm not just randomly making cow-like noise) If you're still there, is it ok if we have more than 1 host, just to clean up some of the clutter?

EmperorPalpatine
offline
EmperorPalpatine
9,439 posts
Jester

If he dosen't respond by 10am tomorrow, that means yes.

EmperorPalpatine
offline
EmperorPalpatine
9,439 posts
Jester

Ok he never responded so I guess I'll help clean it up.

@fantasy4life
"Spaceship to the sun"
An engine malfunctions sending you off course back to Earth where you land safely.

@dechlan1
"Makes fun of CN"
Chuck simply breaks off your arms and legs buy you still live.

@sonicheroes95
"Tells CN he's the weakest man alive, too chicken to roundhouse kick"
He turns you into a chicken and eats your wings, but lets you live.

@bryceop
"Joins marfia and tells police where they are."
Police force you into the witness protection program. For trying to escape and be found by the marfia you were sent to a secure insane asylum. You get a nice padded room.

@ZombieFreak77
"Jumps into volcano and keeps jumping until hits lava or dies of exaustion"
The volcano was dormant. No lava. While jumping you did hit your head and landed on a ledge near the top. Some local geologists find you, rescue you, and take you to a hospital. You are in a coma for a few years but did not die.

@rick073
"Alone in a plane with cargo of impact bombs"
You run out of fuel before coming across another plane. You crashland safely at a low speed into a mountainside and the explosives do not detonate.

@pratchu
"I use death reaper seal to seal away the 2 atailed beast which kills me after it is sealed away"
I have no idea what that means.

@spartandestroyer
"Uses flint and tinder to light a pile of wood under feet"
The wood pile was very wet because it rained recently and therefore would not light.

@Legion1350
"make a bonfire out of wood doused with gasoline, lit with a wooden match, then sits in the fire"
Again, the wood was wet and did not light. The gasoline was very old and was unable to produce enough fumes to keep the fire going. Your butt got a little singed from the match tho.

@sonicheroes95
"tell chuck norris to his face that he's the weakest person in the world and that he couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a roundhouse kick, let alone my face"
Chuck simply kicks a barn to prove you wrong.

@Pazx
"I jump out of a plane at 40,000 ft I was pioletting myself without a parachute and with a gun in each hand. I fire both guns at my head at once as soon as I jump out."
Both guns fail because they were not loaded. You safely land into an overstocked pillow wherehouse.

@spartandestroyer
"I wait 100 years to die of old age"
Within 100 years scientists have descovered a way to make people live forever. They force you (being a very weak old man) to undergo treatment. You never die.

@sonicheroes95
"i get sephiroth so mad at me he uses heartless angel on me"
dude, keep it real. NO FANTASY PLZ!

@EmperorPalpatine
"I would get a tan, wear a white robe, a turban, and run thru an NRA convention while doing the stereotypical Arab tongue-roll noise thingy. I am visibly strapped with C4 and lit dynamite. I am holding a spring-switch on the trigger for the C4 in both hands, and one in my mouth. If anyone gets anywhere near me I release the switches."
IDK how to beat mine. Looking like taliban surrounded by rednecks. No way out but death. If you think you can prove mine flawed go ahead and try.

Legion1350
offline
Legion1350
5,365 posts
Nomad

I'll take a sword, place it on the ground with the blade up, and lean down on it.

sonicheroes95
offline
sonicheroes95
13,701 posts
Peasant

*shrugs* i don't see a rule on no fantasy, so i fly to a blackhole and jump in. also, keep your own rules, jack, as if you paid attention, I CAN'T TURN INTO A CHICKEN WITHOUT IT BEING FANTASY.

just for lulz, i spam shadow clone justu till i die of chakra exhaustion. while pissing off sephiroth.

Showing 46-60 of 371