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Mooooooo
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Mooooooo
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Nomad

The Game

In this game, unlike all others, you have to kill yourself! But don't think it's that easy, because...just watch the example!

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Example

Person: I make a rope, and hang my head on it, so I die.
Host: The rope snaps, you failed to kill yourself.

Person: I aim a gun at my head and fire!
Host: The gun jams.

Person: I throw a grenade at the ground and wait for it to explode.
Host: You wait, wait, wait, but it doesn't explode, you then realize you forgot to cook the grenade...so Fail!

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Victory Conditions
-Kill yourself with an idea that cannot be reflected like in the examples.
-The first guy who will kill himself is the new host of the game.

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Let's begin then!

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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

as to your thing, you never said what NRA ment. so, it means national rebels of america, and they're glad you came. sucker.

Razerules
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Nomad

I create Trucks that are controled by me and then ram them into me!

Just to say some more things:

The Trucks are full with gas.
The Remote control has batterys that are full with power.
I check the Remote Control and it is fine.

kingjac11
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Nomad

I fight chuck Norris with a banana.

EmperorPalpatine
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Jester

@Legion1350
The blade was dull and did not puncture you.

@sonicheroes95
Chuck Norris can do what he wants to do with you, that's up to him. Besides, believing you would even be able to talk to CN is fantasy and therefore all posts related to that matter will now be ignored.
As for the black hole scenario, it sends you back through space and time to 2 minutes after you left Earth and dosen't kill you.

@Razerrules
You have 100 equally-spaced trucks coming at you from all directions from the same distance at the same time. However they all get stuck in a wide ring around you when they hit eachother from converging. Then they harmlessly blow up far away from you.

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@sonicheroes
NRA= "National Rifle Association", top result from typing it in on Google. "National Rebels of America" does not exist and therefore your last post will also be credited as fantasy and will be ignored.

EmperorPalpatine
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@kingjac11
Chuck forced you to drop the banana, breaking your arm in the process. He then proceded to eat the banana without peeling it.

Razerules
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Nomad

Hm....I then create a virus that makes zombies!
Then cover myself with nice meat and wait for the zombies to come and gobble me up

spartandestroyer
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Nomad

i set fire to a bunch of wood i am standing on.

EmperorPalpatine
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@Razerules
The zombies have a preference of eating plants instead of people as a side effect of the virus.

@spartandestroyer
The wood was wet because it rained recently and failed to burn.

spartandestroyer
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Nomad

i sell my soul to the devil then kick his face and steal it back.

EmperorPalpatine
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@spartandestroyer
The devil is reasonable and decides to torment your life without killing you. If anything your life was extended because he wanted you to suffer more.

jets99
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I starve myself to death and wont eat

EmperorPalpatine
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@jets99
Your parents force you to go to a hospital where you are given nutrients intravenously.

Razerules
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Nomad

I then Make the Virus Human-Type...lol?

spartandestroyer
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Nomad

i kill one of the twin guardians from sonny 2! then i let the other ones lightning attacks hit me. (lol 11000 dmg for a lighting attack? i am SO going to have to find some lightning defence stuff...)

acmed
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Thanks emperor for taking over, that does sound like work to me

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