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Mooooooo
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Mooooooo
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The Game

In this game, unlike all others, you have to kill yourself! But don't think it's that easy, because...just watch the example!

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Example

Person: I make a rope, and hang my head on it, so I die.
Host: The rope snaps, you failed to kill yourself.

Person: I aim a gun at my head and fire!
Host: The gun jams.

Person: I throw a grenade at the ground and wait for it to explode.
Host: You wait, wait, wait, but it doesn't explode, you then realize you forgot to cook the grenade...so Fail!

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Victory Conditions
-Kill yourself with an idea that cannot be reflected like in the examples.
-The first guy who will kill himself is the new host of the game.

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Let's begin then!

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spartandestroyer
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i cover my own house in lava.

sonicheroes95
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i drink some lava.

acmed
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I'm a pilot on a plane, BY MYSELF, and I disable all controls and I attempt to crash into nuke mountain. I'm still tied to a chair and already some nukes are below me. Since control is disabled, I can't brake, or anything. I'm in Hoblopopo, which is undiscovered, nobody can find me. I'm to crash into 5,834 miles of nukes. I'm wanted, so if the plane goes up, the nukes will deploy anyways, if I move away, the nukes will deploy.

p1a2r3i4s5
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I think that you can always find a way out of suicide making a situation that isn't suicide so I fail to see when does this end.
I concur. The rules of this game seem rather pointless and out of place, since there can be no host without a successful suicide, which looks highly unlikely, considering the rate at which this game is going.
And really, how can you survive running straight into a tornado? It cannot just vanish in a matter of seconds.
dechlan1
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I make fun of chuck norris and make a stupid impression of him!While he is watching!

sonicheroes95
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oh and just cuz i can, i tell chuck norris he's the weakest man alive and too much of a chicken to round house kick me in the face.

bryceop
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i join the marfia then walk across the street to the policwe station to tell them where the marfia are.

rick073
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i get into a SINGLE SEATER plane, fill the cargo area with bombs(the explode on impact kind) then go and ram another plane(an airliner)

pratchu
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I use death reaper seal to seal away the 2 atailed beast which kills me after it is sealed away.

Mooooooo
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Mooooooo
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I'm a pilot on a plane, BY MYSELF, and I disable all controls and I attempt to crash into nuke mountain. I'm still tied to a chair and already some nukes are below me. Since control is disabled, I can't brake, or anything. I'm in Hoblopopo, which is undiscovered, nobody can find me. I'm to crash into 5,834 miles of nukes. I'm wanted, so if the plane goes up, the nukes will deploy anyways, if I move away, the nukes will deploy.


This is a true death and it cannot be survived, I was thinking of solutions for 20 minutes but nothing came out.

acmed is the new Host.
Mooooooo
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Acmed, please corrupt all the suicides that are below your post.

And btw.

i cover my own house in lava.

You cover it, but your family get you out of there before it's covered, you say "I wanna die!" but they just can't let you go.

i drink some lava.

You catch the bowl with the lava but you drop it, you can't hold it because it's very very very hot. You try doing it with gloves, but the gloves burn, you try doing the "Fast catch-drop" thing but your arms are already burnt...
Legion1350
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Ooh, I'll try. I'll make a bonfire out of wood doused with gasoline. I'll light it with a wooden match, then sit in the fire.

sonicheroes95
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... tell chuck norris to his face that he's the weakest person in the world and that he couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a roundhouse kick, let alone my face.

spartandestroyer
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i get out my flint and tinder and set fire to a huge stockpile of wood that i am standing on.

Pazx
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Unfortunately for the first host, if I say "I stab myself with a knife" you can't say "you drop the knife before you stab yourself" because I already stabbed myself. Most of the time when he stopped a suicide he just changed the situation.

I jump out of a plane at 40,000 ft I was pioletting myself without a parachute and with a gun in each hand. I fire both guns at my head at once as soon as I jump out.

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