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Mooooooo
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The Game

In this game, unlike all others, you have to kill yourself! But don't think it's that easy, because...just watch the example!

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Example

Person: I make a rope, and hang my head on it, so I die.
Host: The rope snaps, you failed to kill yourself.

Person: I aim a gun at my head and fire!
Host: The gun jams.

Person: I throw a grenade at the ground and wait for it to explode.
Host: You wait, wait, wait, but it doesn't explode, you then realize you forgot to cook the grenade...so Fail!

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Victory Conditions
-Kill yourself with an idea that cannot be reflected like in the examples.
-The first guy who will kill himself is the new host of the game.

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Let's begin then!

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Rapyion
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Please, ban Koru7, he's a troll here. Thank you.

I get trapped in a room made out of metal. The door is locked and I checked it. This room is airtight and I checked it. The door is really made out of metal. Bombs are below me, going to blow up in a few seconds. There are no windows, just the door. I schedule a flight that is going to fly above the building. That is because, when I get bombed, fly and still be alive, I get to smash into the plane with the momentum I have. The pilot is paid. I check that the rope that I have is tight and firm, no breaking. I tie myself up on a chair that is strong. Before that, I set a pistol to be timed to shoot at me. It is aimed accurately at my head and it will shoot before the bomb blows up. Furthermore, there are more bomb in this room too. Below and in this room, setting up at the same time. The bombs are working fine, so there won't be any disruptions. I do this in a secret place nobody knows about. There are radioactive materials outside the room and inside the room, everywhere but on a pathway. There are about a hundred men making sure this happens.

(Wonder if this will work..)

latpasko
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Nomad

i dont see any reason to kill myself so i leave this topic...then get banned by cormyn and he throws me off a five hundred mile cliff. on the bottom there are a group of lions that did not eat for three days. the world was infected by zombies and everyone got infected accept me and cormyn. as i fall down the cliff i see a zombie come behind cormyn and bites him(so he turns to a zombie to) and the cliff is hand made so there are no dents i can hang on to.
lets see you beat this one

JohnGarell
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i dont see any reason to kill myself so i leave this topic...then get banned by cormyn and he throws me off a five hundred mile cliff. on the bottom there are a group of lions that did not eat for three days. the world was infected by zombies and everyone got infected accept me and cormyn. as i fall down the cliff i see a zombie come behind cormyn and bites him(so he turns to a zombie to) and the cliff is hand made so there are no dents i can hang on to.
lets see you beat this one


It was a dream! You should thank me for waking you.
latpasko
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Nomad

wait, isnt the guy incharge suppose to annswear

latpasko
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Nomad

i dont see any reason to kill myself so i leave this topic...then get banned by cormyn and he throws me off a five hundred mile cliff. on the bottom there are a group of lions that did not eat for three days. the world was infected by zombies and everyone got infected accept me and cormyn. as i fall down the cliff i see a zombie come behind cormyn and bites him(so he turns to a zombie to) and the cliff is hand made so there are no dents i can hang on to.(its not a dream, im not in a comma, i dont like fish, and at the moment, i dont have hiccups.)
lets see you beat this one

latpasko
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Nomad

but you are still banned


from that, i get a heart attack. and also the animals are zombies so they attack the doctors, and the doctors don't have any more gas, and they dont have any weapons. and cormyn the zombies comes up to me to bite me.
latpasko
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Nomad

what about the birds that turned to zombies?

latpasko
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Nomad

o.k. i kill you, then i kill myself.

spartandestroyer
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Nomad

i walk over to a cliff then take my head off and throw it to the bottom of the cliff before jumping off.

Timmy33
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i buy a box of the top 50 most poisonous snakes in the world, then i build a house from the inside out, the house has no windows or doors and has layers of cement, metal, and bulletproof glass, then i release the snakes

GoldEmerald23
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I jump off a cliff, use my parachute, try to shoot myself in mid-air, hit the parachute, land right next to a ravenous hungry shark, survive, punch a T-rex in the face, threw piece of wet paper at myself at myself and DIED

weatherdog
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I tip over the motorcycles of a biker gang and they drive over me on their choppers with spiked wheels.

Timmy33
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@TheFinalPhoenix, there are no windows on the house i built

Timmy33
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the bulletproof glass is covered by cement and metal

Timmy33
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Peasant

OMG, there are no doors, did you even read my post

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