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Mooooooo
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Nomad

The Game

In this game, unlike all others, you have to kill yourself! But don't think it's that easy, because...just watch the example!

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Example

Person: I make a rope, and hang my head on it, so I die.
Host: The rope snaps, you failed to kill yourself.

Person: I aim a gun at my head and fire!
Host: The gun jams.

Person: I throw a grenade at the ground and wait for it to explode.
Host: You wait, wait, wait, but it doesn't explode, you then realize you forgot to cook the grenade...so Fail!

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Victory Conditions
-Kill yourself with an idea that cannot be reflected like in the examples.
-The first guy who will kill himself is the new host of the game.

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Let's begin then!

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spartandestroyer
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Nomad

actually i was in the remote location. cause thats where i was when i did the suicide so i win by default.

spartandestroyer
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Nomad

so i pull out my fork of awesomeness and stab myself to detah with it! if anyone comes near then the napalm grenade aftereffects (i burp fire) will kill them!

spartandestroyer
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ISNT!

lol i dont think the police noticed my slow-action acid/paralasis dart that i injected myself with... and i dont think the doctors did either! only god can save me now... and i broke all his temples a while ago.

amorboy
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Shepherd

i recruit army of samurai and ninjas to attack another japan village but we lose than i lose all of my loyalty than i rip off my stomach and ask a friend to cut my head and its not a
simulation

and i am in ancient times i should probebly die but lets see how i survive lol

ug5151
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Nomad

I drown in lava

MindSucker
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Nomad

I met ozzy osbourne and he thought that i was a bat..

BEAST248
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Nomad

I stab myself with a knife repeatedly in the heart, throat, and head.

amorboy
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Shepherd

i recruit two man one a ninja and other cia agent and il give them both 100000000 $ to kill me and say to them il give thme 5 times more than this money if they kill me

spartandestroyer
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Nomad

i go basejumping and leave the rugsack that the instructor told me to take behind...

and i took a gun in case someone tries to save me.

and i am wearing rather spiky armor.

wwedfan1
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i ask saw to kill me. i will die.jyst in case...
i ask jason freddy and a cannable to eat me.

EmperorPalpatine
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@BEAST248
You stab yourself, but you were standing in a hospital, so doctors got to you quickly, restrained you, and treated you. You survive.

@amorboy
The ninja and CIA agent notice eachother. They kill eachother at the same time: the ninja threw a shuriken just before the agent shot him in the head; the shuriken hit the agent in the neck, killing him. You wait a long time to be killed, but no one comes. You survive.

@spartandestroyer
You survive because of your strong armor.

@wwedfan1
Saw decides to kill the cannibal, who bit him in the neck before he was killed. Freddy and Jason just fight eachother, ignoring you. You survive.

spartandestroyer
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Nomad

i go hand to hand combat with jason from friday the 13th.

Zyba
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@spartandestroyer
You wake up. It was all a dream, or was it?!

I launch myself in a stolen NASA space shuttle into space..without oxygen tanks...toward the Sun.(I'm guessing you're going to say I don't have fuel or some malfunction with the space shuttle)

amorboy
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look i gave them both money to kill me and work with each other !!!

Subject403
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I attack an MG nest naked.

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