Person: I make a rope, and hang my head on it, so I die. Host: The rope snaps, you failed to kill yourself.
Person: I aim a gun at my head and fire! Host: The gun jams.
Person: I throw a grenade at the ground and wait for it to explode. Host: You wait, wait, wait, but it doesn't explode, you then realize you forgot to cook the grenade...so Fail!
Victory Conditions -Kill yourself with an idea that cannot be reflected like in the examples. -The first guy who will kill himself is the new host of the game.
@halomaniac64 You fly too close too the sun and you get sunburn all over your body thinking of the aloe at home you go back and you can't get a ride back to the sun
I jump in the sun with a nuke that works and automaticly selfdestructs in 3 minutes. I jump in the sun and it blows up
@halomaniac64 The hippies don't want you to hurt the sun so they build an eco-friendly solar-powered rocketship of their own. They catch up with you and dock. They disarm the nuke and drag you onto their ship. They set your ship to autopilot away from the sun. They return to Earth. You survive.
Sorry for stepping in TFP, but I figured this was more creative than "the nuke failed and..."
I am a 70 year old man. I inject myself with blood containing B-Cell Acute Lymphomblastic Leukemia. I then get sent to solitary confinement for killing 18 people with a chicken. I got a life sentence and was allowed very little food. After 6 months the disease has spread throughout my various vital organs. They do not send a doctor to check me out, for I am very dangerous. At my old age and illness, my body's immune system fails and I die.
i use a gun on my head a real gun full of ammo it dosnt stock and ... its fixed and couldnt broke i shoot and befor i shoot some ppl were trying to kill me be cause i helped ben laden saddam hosein and all ditatores of cource i was one of the best men of hitler helped him to kill milions of ppl because all of these actions i am wanted and police is after me and i f i dont kill my self police will after they saw me and of cource i make some zombies that have eaten and wont die from starvation and they are hungry a little bit and need me for food and oh yeah some terrorists have planted nuclar working bombs that will blow up in a min these nuclar bombs arnt broke and arnt fake and ohhh i forgot god really wants me dead really really devil too they saw they cant make my life mizirebel and made a contract to destroy me if i didnt die i am tied up and the whole world want me dead and oh its 2012 world is gonna be destoryed and i am ready to die and i made a time machine so dinasours and soldiers from ww2 to kill me hahahaha and of cource my blood type isnt AB+ and i am very old probbebly die in two minuts and i shoot the gun tada i am dead yeah !!!!!!!
i climb up to a 150 foot cliff overlooking some water. at the bottom of the cliff are 100's of sharp rocks, with 125 man-eating sharktopuses, half shark half octopus, 3 radioactive spillways also go into the water. i strap 5 time bombs set for one minute, and 10 peices of bloody chicken to myself, the chicken is to attract the sharktopuses. i then jump, headfirst, straight for the rocks.
@armorboy For godsake use some punctuation your gun was full of blanks the police go to arrest you and shoot the zombies before they get to you they arrest you and the terrorists and disarm the nukes god and the devil decide to kill you of natural causes (old age dosen't count as suicide anyway) 2012 turns out to be nothing more than a myth the ww2 soldiers are more worried about shooting the dinosaurs than shooting you your blood type didn't really matter in this case you survive!!!!!
lol ised police is trying to kill me. lol fotgot !! and hey dinasaours were trying to eat me too. !! and god and evil made a contract to destroy me. not to make me die in natural way . lol and good trying to stop me from killing my self .you failed. and i just used punctuation happy .
I eat 20 chipotle burritoes in 3 hours on new years eve when everyone is partying and off of work and start crapping, and throwing up blood until i die of lack of blood. i got the burritos two days before they closed. beat that!
