I ask Santi to hit Chuck Norris with the Santi ban swordhammer(SBSH). Yeah, no, that won't work. I think I have to explain it again, the Santi hammer was created by fusing the ban hammer and my DNA, K? Mixing all of those together will make the universe commit suicide. No.
killersup comes back from his epic quest of awesomeness to find still alive(scraped up pretty bad but still alive).killersup goes into THE rage mode.he uses himself as bait for chuck norris .then when chuck norris sees his opporuniy st revenge he rushes me .then out of the corner of awesomeness comes santi.santi rips off chck norris's arms.athough chuck grows his arms back eventually by that time santi will have chuck norris locked in chains.chuck norris then breaks out of the chains and flies straight into santi's fist K.O
Ok, then I ask you to dual wield the Santi hammer and Santi sword and do a 50 hit combo on Chuck Norris.
Thanks, you guys are getting better. Yeah the 50 hit combo doesn't work, cuz I do a 51 hit combo. Did I mention that Chuck and I share 75% if the same DNA? He's my older brother. Anyway. He catches my sword and breaks it in two, which then grows into two separate swords, and flies into his beard. The hammer dislocates his shoulder, which turns into another arm, now he has 4 hands. But that hurt like crap. -500
killersup comes back from his epic quest of awesomeness to find still alive(scraped up pretty bad but still alive).killersup goes into THE rage mode.he uses himself as bait for chuck norris .then when chuck norris sees his opporuniy st revenge he rushes me .then out of the corner of awesomeness comes santi.santi rips off chck norris's arms.athough chuck grows his arms back eventually by that time santi will have chuck norris locked in chains.chuck norris then breaks out of the chains and flies straight into santi's fist K.O
d***. That's, uh, d***. -3000
Chuck Norris: 890
Yet it seems that the more Chuck gets hurt, the stronger he gets. This is where the real battle begins.
killersup takes the empty santi cannon and throws it at chuck norris .athough chuck norris can usually dodge that kind of attack since the cannon is part of santi the pure power that holds the cannon together is to powerfull for chuck and he cannot move in time.the cannon hits chuck norris in the body,head,face area.MASSIVE BRAIN DAMAGE
killersup takes the empty santi cannon and throws it at chuck norris .athough chuck norris can usually dodge that kind of attack since the cannon is part of santi the pure power that holds the cannon together is to powerfull for chuck and he cannot move in time.the cannon hits chuck norris in the body,head,face area.MASSIVE BRAIN DAMAGE
Okay. That's just about as creative as you get, so if I add my own spin on it, it'll just become rediculous. -500
I ask you to use your Santi powers to electrocute Chuck, if that doesn't work I make this guy attack Chuck.
I give you the Santi cannon(hello again, old friend) with the Santi and ban hammer as ammo and ask you to shoot them at Chuck.
Forgot my response .
Right sorry. Were you calling me old friend, or the cannon? Anyway, you shoot the hammers from the Santi Cannon at Chuck Norris, and both hammers miss, but the Santi hammer, goes around the world, and slams Chuck Norris in the chest. As it's about to drop to the ground, it stops, levitates for a second, and uppercuts Chuck. -2,500
Chuck Norris: Don't worry, next post I'll calculate the damage.
Chuck Norris: 96,999 Maybe it would help if you stopped watching the laser collection and other random youtube videos. If you want to see something interesting, watch this: http://bit.ly/aaEr44
I still have some of your DNA from the Santi sword that I didn't put in(doing that would be dangerous) and create the Santi gun and ask Santi to shoot Chuck Norris.
