You never answered my response. I think it's somewhere on 22nd or 23rd page If you don't mind me asking a few questions. Why have you started this thread if there's "no way" to kill Norris? What's a Santi? Why ban Bruce Lee as an option? You afraid Chuck's gunna get killed?
I shoot him with a Saturday Night Special. (A type of gun that gangsters use) If that doesn't work I ask Santi to command calebsi's army of coilies.
The bullets disintegrate before they get close to him. As for the coily army, well, no springs. What else can I say? -20
I recruit an army of the best soldiers ever and tell them they are under your command.
Best soldiers ever? Be a little more specific. -0
I get Santi to Chuck Norris's energy to power a giant Santi fireball, which wI launch at Chuck Norris..
WTF?
You never answered my response. I think it's somewhere on 22nd or 23rd page If you don't mind me asking a few questions. Why have you started this thread if there's "no way" to kill Norris? What's a Santi? Why ban Bruce Lee as an option? You afraid Chuck's gunna get killed?
I either forgot, or that was a stupid post, I'll check over it. 1. There is 2. Me 3. Chuck is stronger 4. Nope.
I bow to Santi and give command of the United States army, the Russian army, and the British army. I recommend destroying his biggest enemy (Chuck Norris, who has survived a record 5 minutes.)
I bow to Santi and give command of the United States army, the Russian army, and the British army. I recommend destroying his biggest enemy (Chuck Norris, who has survived a record 5 minutes.)
When did you get in command of all of that stuff? -0
I launch your protoplanet at him.
NO! I wanna keep my protoplanet. BAD BLK *squirts with spray bottle* BAD! -0
I throw a mouse on Chuck Norris and let a bunch of starving cats out on him, I also pour cat nip in his pocket. The cats are so scared to get near him. -0
I get Santi to sap Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick energy to power a giant fireball of Santi, and I throw it at Chuck Norris.
With hours of convincing, you finally get Chuck Norris to try to roundhouse kick me again. He kicks, and doesn't get close to my face when half his foot is destroyed in the process. Of course it regenerates, but not without a ton of pain. -50
In my rage at my Kill Santi! thread being locked I make a hammer that makes the ban hammer look like a kids toy which I call the Santi Hammer hand it to Santi and say "Kill Chuck with this!"
killersup laughs after chess341's comment then realizing he is about to fall because of his laughter he trips and falls down a hill . he discovers the santi cannnon just lying there in the dirt. *smiles and thinks to himself .NOW THIS BABY MIGHT GET THE JOB DONE"
i ask santi to beat chuck norris over the head with a sledgehammer also made of santi
Sure, I'd make a part of myself a sledghammer. Sorry. -0
I throw a key at C.N.
You hope to accomlish what with this? -0
In my rage at my Kill Santi! thread being locked I make a hammer that makes the ban hammer look like a kids toy which I call the Santi Hammer hand it to Santi and say "Kill Chuck with this!"
I'm pretty pissed about that too. I slam Chuck with the hammer. Then throw the hammer at him, slamming him all the way to the Yggdrasil tree. The irnbark knocked the wind out of him, and he spits out blood. Dusts himself off, and walks away from it. -250
I go medieval and hang Chuck, suffocating him and damaging his throat.
As Chuck is flying to the tree you try to suffocate him, but Chuck is flying faster than the speed of light, and goes back in time as he's heading to the tree, but the magical powers of the tree, brings him back to the present. -0
killersup laughs after chess341's comment then realizing he is about to fall because of his laughter he trips and falls down a hill . he discovers the santi cannnon just lying there in the dirt. *smiles and thinks to himself .NOW THIS BABY MIGHT GET THE JOB DONE"
Of course the cannon comes with a special fuel. Oh, do I hear a quest in the making? You can now go on the quest for the Santi cannon fuel. Currently only available for killersup10
Since I control the Yggdrasil tree, I raise myself to the position of a Norse god, with equivalent... if not, less power than Chuck Norris. I animate the Yggdrasil and send it to attack Chuck Norris.
Since I control the Yggdrasil tree, I raise myself to the position of a Norse god, with equivalent... if not, less power than Chuck Norris. I animate the Yggdrasil and send it to attack Chuck Norris.
The real Odin is pissed you're trying to be his poser. And Thor is even more when he realizes you're trying to act like his father. Then the tree is pissed that the gods are pissed at you, because you animated it. So try to escape from 2 gods and the tree of life if you can. -0
