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Santi_
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This is like some other forum games, except you are trying to kill Chuck Norris.

Warning: This is impossible. Unless, somone figures out his one weakness.

So let's start,
Chuck Norris:100hp

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Alexandra222
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Post it and I'm like " oh shoot maybe I should add this. and sometimes I am using an Iphone like I am now and I accidentally post by clicking the ok button.

Bao401
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i make him watch this

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y]

Santi_
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I throw Alexandra222 at Chuck.

Chuck just stands there, and Alexandra breaks her face.

killersup throws blk at chuck norris for annoying him (sorry killersup had to)

Chuck steps out of the way, and blk only bruises his face. lol

Alexandra222 was annoying me.

Amen

I explain the theory of relativity to Chuck Norris and his head explodes.

Maybe he created the theory of relativity, and Einstein just stole it.

i make him watch this
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y]


No more links OK?

Alexandra222
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I use my Japanese powers creating a thin, strong barier to block Chuck from driving out of hell. then I use kido (kee-do) to trap him so he can't move. (watch the first episode of bleach if you don't know what a kido is.)

Then I go into soul reaper mode and slice him with my zanpakuto (also from bleach) and lock him in the underworld

Santi_
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Well that attack gives you amaxing powers, one of almost no AG user gets.








You Are BANNED.

Alexandra222
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How? I only get this from simple anime. I didn't know you couldn't use that attack.

Santi_
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Notice:

All players on Destroy Chuck Norris, please ignore all banned users on this thread, thanks for your cooperation, and go and face the (almost) impossible challenge.

Chuck Norris: 1,000,000

Banned: Alexandra222

Santi_
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Anyone want to, like, post?
I'm willing to give classes if you perform special attacks, or go on quests.

Alexandra222
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Look im sorry for the accidental spam and stuff like that. Maybe you can type up a list of rules here so I could follow them. And be more specific.

Alexandra222
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Plz forgive me Santi_ I would forgive blk but he is using me as a battering ram aparently -.-

killersup10
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killersup uses the mind techniques that he aquired through his battles with chuck norris and uses them to kill all of chuck norris's followers.driving the man insaine.

SubZero007
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This is hilarious watching Alexandra squirm. I ask Santi_ to nail Chuck in the face with a paddle and then I ask if there is any quests I may go on.

killersup10
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@subzero007 trust killersup when he says that quest means ALOT of typing.killersup would like to become a class.

killersup and santi bash the face in of chuck norris with somthing we like to called the sasquatch in a gaint stick.it complety obliterated it(sorry no epic story tonight)

BananaPower25
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I ask you to call in Heavy Weapons Guy to use Sasha. KEELING TIME!

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I Give chuck Norris a concussion.

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