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Santi_
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This is like some other forum games, except you are trying to kill Chuck Norris.

Warning: This is impossible. Unless, somone figures out his one weakness.

So let's start,
Chuck Norris:100hp

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Tobisper
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Chuck Norris can't be killed, he decides when he should die. End of Story.

lC4l
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I resurrect Bruce Lee to kick the crap out of Chuck Norris.

If this has already been done, then I get Haruhi Suzumiya to deny his existence.

killersup10
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I resurrect Bruce Lee to kick the crap out of Chuck Norris.
If this has already been done, then I get Haruhi Suzumiya to deny his existence.


killersup is pretty sure that santi said no more bruce lee or you will be banned.killersup will let it slide this one time though.-0

Chuck Norris can't be killed, he decides when he should die. End of Story.


say that again,and you will be banned.


I throw a hammer at Chuck Norris.


chuck norris throws a hammer at you!!!
killersup10
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o yeah, the wheather is about 89 degress with little clouds,and chuck norris has about 10000000 health

Santi_
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it blasts off your foot instead, but you gain knowedle that few know off.you are a alchemist trainy .......congrats


An ominous voice rumbles off of the heavens. Killersup instantly recognizes it's The Santi.

Dude, alchemy without quests? What are you thinking? Didn't you notice I ripped it off Yggdra- . . . I mean I made it myself? Also, try to format it a little better. Like:

Chuck Norris's health: _____

Weather: ________

Banned/Dead: _______

Classes (actually put the class' names, not just "classes" please): ______

I actually liked the idea of trainee, just put:
Alchemist Trainees: ______

Other class Trainee: ______

Et cetera.

And I thought the weather was scattered fire storms.
Sorry if I'm being harsh bro, it's just that you're the current mod, and it's your responcibility to take care of these things.

*whispers under my breath*
Hehe, while you take care of this, I can see my, "friends" in Vegas.

Okay, I'm about done. May the force be with ju.
killersup10
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Chuck Norris's health:1,000,000
Weather:fire storms
Banned/Dead: none
Classes:Necromancer
Dragoon
Warlock
Knight
Gaiea (people of the Earth)
Dogs (demoted players)
Fleas (demoted players of dogs)
Amoebas (demoted player of Fleas)
Alchemist
Ninja
Alchemist Trainees: sonicheroes95
Other class Trainee: none
Et cetera.get a milkshake


THERE! did killersup do it right NOW!
haha.

Santi_
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Good job.

Just keep a space between the health, weather, banned, and classes like this:
Health

Weahter

Banned

Classes

Otherwise, you're perfect.

killersup10
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Chuck Norris's health:1,000,000

Weather:fire storms
Banned/Dead: none

Classes:
Necromancer
Dragoon
Warlock
Knight
Gaiea (people of the Earth)
Dogs (demoted players)
Fleas (demoted players of dogs)
Amoebas (demoted player of Fleas)
Alchemist
Ninja

Alchemist Trainees: sonicheroes95

Other class Trainee: none

Et cetera.get a milkshake

THERE! did killersup do it right NOW!
haha.

sonicheroes95
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Meh, I had no idea what makes what, so i'm gonna try making the potion i made before, but throw it at chuck norris before it explodes.

Santi_
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Santi_
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THERE! did killersup do it right NOW!
haha.


Well, actually.

Nah, JK

People, please read some of the earlier posts, and figure out how Chuck Norris can be damaged. No Bruce Lee. You get one warning. Mention him as part of your attack again, and you're banned.

Dead users can be revived or turned into zombies, based on their last attack. If they had proof that they shouldn't have been killed, without badgering me or killersup, they can be brought back to life, if it was a decent attack, then with killersup's and my consent, you can be "zombified".

That is all.
killersup10
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Meh, I had no idea what makes what, so i'm gonna try making the potion i made before, but throw it at chuck norris before it explodes.


IT EXPOLDES!!! unfortunelty chuck norris ate whatever the potion was supposed to make. o well...

Chuck Norris's health:1,000,000
Weather:fire storms
Banned/Dead: none
Classes:
Necromancer
Dragoon
Warlock
Knight
Gaiea (people of the Earth)
Dogs (demoted players)
Fleas (demoted players of dogs)
Amoebas (demoted player of Fleas)
Alchemist
Ninja
Alchemist Trainees: sonicheroes95
Other class Trainee: none
Et cetera.get a milkshake
sonicheroes95
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... It was supposed to make an explosive, according to you...

I go to the library to see if they have any basic alchemy recipes.

killersup10
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... It was supposed to make an explosive, according to you...
I go to the library to see if they have any basic alchemy recipes.


well,lets see you find out how to make a cat out of cardbaord.and you find somthing else in the back.......signals...signs.......you must find the maker of the book and confront him about what the signs mean......

Chuck Norris's health:1,000,000
Weather:fire storms
Banned/Dead: none
Classes:
Necromancer
Dragoon
Warlock
Knight
Gaiea (people of the Earth)
Dogs (demoted players)
Fleas (demoted players of dogs)
Amoebas (demoted player of Fleas)
Alchemist
Ninja
Alchemist Trainees: sonicheroes95
Other class Trainee: none
Et cetera.get a milkshake
Daizidawizard9000
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I shoot him with an MP5.

Daizidawizard9000
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Sorry, I have no clue what is going on.

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