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Santi_
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Nomad

This is like some other forum games, except you are trying to kill Chuck Norris.

Warning: This is impossible. Unless, somone figures out his one weakness.

So let's start,
Chuck Norris:100hp

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tunablade
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Nomad

i call upon the power of lord Santi to allow me to become a necromancer

Poizaz00
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Peasant

I make a physics gun, enchant it with santi power, and use it's lifting power to lift chuck norris into a Santilike Energy Condenser, which converts the EMC value of his body into Santi'd adamantine.
If that does not work, I hover him over the Santi enchanted Crucible of Souls to extract Vis from his soul.
If even that does not work, I get a paddle, cover it with pictures of Santi, plate it with Santi Slade, and get a robot that looks like Santi to smack Chuck Norris with the special paddle at full speed.
I then clone it, and get the robots to paddle him back and forth between them.
I also shoot him with Santi Bullets.
I then slash him with a huge Santi Sword.

killersup10
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guys,when you update a forum that is over a few weeks old then it is concidered necro'ing. the mods really really hate this.please try not to do it again.killersup can see from the low post that you have not been here extremely long. please don't necro.santi has also been inactive past few days and he is the one who updates it.

Santi_
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Santi_
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Nomad

I'm done modding it. If killersup doesn't want to mod it, I'll tell a mod to lock it.

tunablade
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tunablade
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Nomad

i have never herd the term but necromancer means a death mage as necro=death mancer=mage/spellcaster

frodo86
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frodo86
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It means your ressurecting an old post that has been dead for a long time.

killersup10
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meh,killersup will mod it for a little bit.see what happens.3rd time is a good time.whatever guess the killing of chuck norris is back on.

WAZZUP SANTI....where ya been man.acually better take this conversation to the messngers.

killersup10
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Flag
santi and killersup sneak up into chuck norris's porch and they dump blk's body ring the doorbell and run.
it does not hurt chuck that bad but it is relly funny and boost moral
*Breathing Heavily*
Man, that was great. Hey, we gotta do that again.



killersup and santi did it again......that was AWESOME!! he got soooo mad.....O CRAP DINOSAUR ATTACK!!!....

sorry santi,killersup was reading through past pages.
Santi_
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Nomad

C'mon Killer, if you're going to mod, then actually respond to the posts.

killersup10
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killersup10
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i call upon the power of lord Santi to allow me to become a necromancer

congradulations....you can resurect dead cats........


Flag
I make a physics gun, enchant it with santi power, and use it's lifting power to lift chuck norris into a Santilike Energy Condenser, which converts the EMC value of his body into Santi'd adamantine.
If that does not work, I hover him over the Santi enchanted Crucible of Souls to extract Vis from his soul.
If even that does not work, I get a paddle, cover it with pictures of Santi, plate it with Santi Slade, and get a robot that looks like Santi to smack Chuck Norris with the special paddle at full speed.
I then clone it, and get the robots to paddle him back and forth between them.
I also shoot him with Santi Bullets.
I then slash him with a huge Santi Sword.


santi refuses to give you so much of his power ...........he knows that no person other than he can control so enormus power .
killersup10
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Blacksmith

I Give chuck Norris a concussion.


he gives you a concussion instead.


I ask you to call in Heavy Weapons Guy to use Sasha. KEELING TIME!


if killersup knew what the heck you are talking about then maybe he would be able to get a good comback that chuck norris would do.


chuck norris= 1,000,0000



two double post in the same forum......HOLY CRAP!!!! sorry santi,killersup is done doing that forever,killersup promises it will not.hopefully sombody ninja's killersup so it will not be a double post........
Santi_
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Nomad

sorry santi,killersup is done doing that forever,killersup promises it will not.hopefully sombody ninja's killersup so it will not be a double post........

Meh, not my problem, if it's really that big of an issue for you, put it up with human resources.
If you ever need help modding, just ask me.

I use my powers to allow new class types.

Necromancer
Dragoon
Warlock
Knight
Gaiea (people of the Earth)
Dogs (demoted players)
Fleas (demoted players of dogs)
Amoebas (demoted player of Fleas)
Alchemist
Ninja

Also, there shall now be weather, behold:

Weather: Partly Cloudy with a chance of scattered fire storms

(killersup, just put the weather under the health of Chuck Norris)

Live long and prosper.
sonicheroes95
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I try mixing two random potions and seeing what happens... perferably in a way that doesn't blast my face off if i **** up.

killersup10
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killersup10
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Blacksmith

I try mixing two random potions and seeing what happens... perferably in a way that doesn't blast my face off if i **** up.


it blasts off your foot instead, but you gain knowedle that few know off.you are a alchemist trainy .......congrats
Daizidawizard9000
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I throw a hammer at Chuck Norris.

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