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Santi_
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Nomad

This is like some other forum games, except you are trying to kill Chuck Norris.

Warning: This is impossible. Unless, somone figures out his one weakness.

So let's start,
Chuck Norris:100hp

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killersup10
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2,739 posts
Blacksmith


I shoot him with an MP5.

Sorry, I have no clue what is going on.



then do as santi said and read pages 27,26 and 25.FOR A ATTACK TO DEAL DAMAGE THEN IT MUST INVOLVE SANTI IN IT!

AS FOR THE MP5.chuck norris catchs the bullets in his beard.

Chuck Norris's health:1,000,000
Weather:fire storms
Banned/Dead: none
Classes:
Necromancer
Dragoon
Warlock
Knight
Gaiea (people of the Earth)
Dogs (demoted players)
Fleas (demoted players of dogs)
Amoebas (demoted player of Fleas)
Alchemist
Ninja
Alchemist Trainees: sonicheroes95
Other class Trainee: none
Et cetera.get a milkshake
sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

right... let's google it and see if that has any answers as to the where-abouts of the author of this book.

hardas12
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hardas12
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Nomad

Its simple, the only way to kill Chuck Norris is to bring Bruce Lee back from the dead and remake the scene in Return of the Dragon where Bruce Lee beats Chuck Norris.

killersup10
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killersup10
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Blacksmith

Its simple, the only way to kill Chuck Norris is to bring Bruce Lee back from the dead and remake the scene in Return of the Dragon where Bruce Lee beats Chuck Norris.


welp you're banned.santi specifiaclly said no more bruce lee.and what do you do.you start talking about bruce lee.banned.

right... let's google it and see if that has any answers as to the where-abouts of the author of this book.


it says that the author was last seen in the himalayias........


Chuck Norris's health:1,000,000
Weather:fire storms
Banned/Dead:hardas12
Classes:
Necromancer
Dragoon
Warlock
Knight
Gaiea (people of the Earth)
Dogs (demoted players)
Fleas (demoted players of dogs)
Amoebas (demoted player of Fleas)
Alchemist
Ninja
Alchemist Trainees: sonicheroes95
Other class Trainee: none
Et cetera.get a milkshake
emochick324
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emochick324
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Nomad

I do this:

take a wolf and make it bite chuck noris; like a boss! and haave it eat him;like a boss!

http://coltonss1.edublogs.org/files/2012/01/angel-wolf-16vs6h2.jpg
^the angel of chuck noris

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

*puts on a pith helmet* guess i'm off on another adventure! *goes to catch a plane to the himalayias, keeping a whip and a pistol on him.*

killersup10
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Blacksmith

puts on a pith helmet* guess i'm off on another adventure! *goes to catch a plane to the himalayias, keeping a whip and a pistol on him.*


killersup will let you skip having to go to the airport and will telaport you to a inn by the himalayias.


@emo chick.....wha....didn't you read the above dude?? nothing does damage unless it involves santi...so maybe if you would have said the dog was trianed by santi then yes it would have worked.but not just a random pic of a dog with wings
killersup10
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killersup10
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Blacksmith

Chuck Norris's health:1,000,000
Weather:fire storms
Banned/Dead:hardas12
Classes:
Necromancer
Dragoon
Warlock
Knight
Gaiea (people of the Earth)
Dogs (demoted players)
Fleas (demoted players of dogs)
Amoebas (demoted player of Fleas)
Alchemist
Ninja
Alchemist Trainees: sonicheroes95
Other class Trainee: none
Et cetera.get a milkshake

emochick324
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emochick324
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Nomad

ok then!

the WOLF was trained by santi so it:

kills chucky with rabies,and then eats him

http://www.deviantart.com/download/157136814/Angel_Wolf_Pup_by_Crystalz8D.jpg
^spirit of chuck noris

killersup10
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killersup10
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Blacksmith

@emochick.well, the dog bites chuck norris.chuck norris is however bale to throw the dog ans scare it away.-2500


Chuck Norris's health:999,997,500
Weather:fire storms
Banned/Dead:hardas12
Classes:
Necromancer
Dragoon
Warlock
Knight
Gaiea (people of the Earth)
Dogs (demoted players)
Fleas (demoted players of dogs)
Amoebas (demoted player of Fleas)
Alchemist
Ninja
Alchemist Trainees: sonicheroes95
Other class Trainee: none
Et cetera.get a milkshake

emochick324
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emochick324
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Nomad

I Faceplam chuck noris and then have SANTI force him to face palm himself

http://www.deviantart.com/download/153449791/Motivational_Poster__Facepalm_by_Paperluigi180.jpg

I actullly dont know what tv show thsat is...

killersup10
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killersup10
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emochock, well when you get close to chuck norris he breaks your hand.and when santi does it then all it does is hurt his pride.-0


Chuck Norris's health:999,997,500
Weather:fire storms
Banned/Dead:hardas12
Classes:
Necromancer
Dragoon
Warlock
Knight
Gaiea (people of the Earth)
Dogs (demoted players)
Fleas (demoted players of dogs)
Amoebas (demoted player of Fleas)
Alchemist
Ninja
Alchemist Trainees: sonicheroes95
Other class Trainee: none
Et cetera.get a milkshake

epicness01
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epicness01
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Nomad

I get in a tank, blowing up everything and everyone, and running over anything and anyone I can.

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

Right... I ask around to see if there's any rumors. also, I grab an Anti-Tank bazooka and blast epicness with it.

killersup10
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killersup10
2,739 posts
Blacksmith

I get in a tank, blowing up everything and everyone, and running over anything and anyone I can


well, you piss the U.S army off.congratulations.and aparently you pissed sonic as well.nice.you are one turn disabled
Right... I ask around to see if there's any rumors. also, I grab an Anti-Tank bazooka and blast epicness with it.


you get little info other than that the man is said to be a hardened achelemist and that he lives 15 miles from the inn.alone.and hard wikled.your good aim at blasting epicness leads killersup to allow you to become one step away from beinga full fledged alchemist.don't ask.


Chuck Norris's health:999,997,500
Weather:fire storms
Banned/Dead:hardas12
Classes:
Necromancer
Dragoon
Warlock
Knight
Gaiea (people of the Earth)
Dogs (demoted players)
Fleas (demoted players of dogs)
Amoebas (demoted player of Fleas)
Alchemist
Ninja
Alchemist Trainees: sonicheroes95
Other class Trainee: none
Et cetera.epicness01 is one turned disabled
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