Lovely... so, , I guess i start off by seeing if there's any rumors to the last known location of the forger.
You walk into a popular bar (think medieval-ish time period), where people of all traits congregate. You start to ask for information, and are pulled to a corner by a loaked man. He tells you to not talk about that so loudly. He looks around to see if anyone's watching, then tells you that you need to talk to him some where more private. You follow him to an abandoned fort. "listen, I know who you're talking about. We've had our . . . differences, but that's not important right now. What is, is that we get you to him. I know you may not even know me, but you have to trust me."
So, sonicheros95, do you accept?
As a foreworning to everyone taking quests, if you see a "guide" he/she is most likely not just trying to help you, but have their own intentions.
Chuck Norris's health: something lower than 999,997,500 Weather: fire storms Banned/Dead: hardas12 Classes: Necromancer: Dragoon: Warlock: Knight: Gaiea (people of the Earth): Dogs (demoted players): Fleas (demoted players of dogs): Amoebas (demoted player of Fleas): Alchemist: sonicheroes95 Ninja: Alchemist Trainees: Other class Trainee:
Chuck Norris's health: 999,996,500 Weather: fire storms Banned/Dead: Classes: Necromancer: Dragoon: Warlock: Knight: Gaiea (people of the Earth): Dogs (demoted players): Fleas (demoted players of dogs): Amoebas (demoted player of Fleas): Alchemist: sonicheroes95 Ninja: Alchemist Trainees: Other class Trainee:
I summon Jackie Chan to attack Chuck Norris, because, as everyone knows (and I reluctantly agree with), Jackie Chan is the only person who is better than Chuck Norris.
I attack him with a pair of diamond sizors (the hardest sizors on earth or where ever we are)
It has so little effect, Chuck doesn't even realise your trying to do anything.
Then Santi_ taught me how to use a fire bolt and I listened very carefully to every detail >
Why would I *just* teach you something?
Been a while since someone pulled that. I'll ask him what's the catch first.
He answers "Well, first the trip there isn't . . . favorable, and secondly, I'm not sure whether he'll like to see anyone. He's been in an, pretty undesirable mood." Just remember, this is your only chance to become a Gaiea. You can have partial control of the Earth if you become one.
I summon Jackie Chan to attack Chuck Norris, because, as everyone knows (and I reluctantly agree with), Jackie Chan is the only person who is better than Chuck Norris.
I'm sorry, as I mentioned before, no Jsckie Chan. I understand that many people don't understand this, so I'll just state it now.
I walk up to Chuck Norris and play Justin Bieber on my stereo.
Huh, I never knew you had anything with Justin Bieber on it. Anyway, you've immobilized Chuck for 3 turns. Apparently that's one of the things that'll make his ear bleed.
Chuck Norris's health: something lower than 999,966,500 *immobolized for 3 turns*
If he's immobolized then I'll slice him 15 times with my sword.
It means he can't move, he's still invincible to most attacks. [-1 intelligence]
right... and you're just gonna help me for free? somehow, i doubt it. so what's in it for you?
"He was my closest friend, an incident happened quite a while ago, and he has blamed me ever since. I thought that showing him a person who was motivated to becoming a Gaiea would lighten his mood. Or, at least levy his mood."
