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Santi_
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This is like some other forum games, except you are trying to kill Chuck Norris.

Warning: This is impossible. Unless, somone figures out his one weakness.

So let's start,
Chuck Norris:100hp

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Santi_
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If chuck norris isn't wearing body armor of some sort, I stab him in the stomach. Otherwise I attack with a fireball.


His armor is his skin, muscle, flesh, bone, tendons, et cetera.
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Alexandra222
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That counted as body armor! Then I ask you to burn his skin!

killersup10
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That counted as body armor! Then I ask you to burn his skin!


chuck norris skin is made of a mixture of steel,concrete,and element X.A.K.A NO BURN.




santi,killersup is only gonna post the big format sheet when atleast 2 people post.
Alexandra222
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Dude, how can human beings have that kinda skin? Well it doesn't matter.

I use the all five elemental attack.(water, earth, fire, air, lightning. Reference: Ninjawaz.com)

sonicheroes95
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Alright, fair enough. so, shall we get going then?

Poizaz00
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Chuck Norris is not human. That's how he has that skin. Also, because he's awesome.

Alexandra222
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Ah forget it, chuck has armor-like skin so it can be burned yadda yadda yadda, now lets continue!

Santi_
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I use the all five elemental attack.


Could you please explain?

Chuck Norris is not human. That's how he has that skin. Also, because he's awesome.


Level Up,
Poizaz00 - Ninja Trainee
With this, you know minor stealth, gain an enchanted katana that you can upgrade as you become a true ninja, and some other special abilities that will help you through this game.

(New rule:
If you are strong enough, you have a chance to damage Chuck Norris. Obviously since almost none of you have any classes, I'd want to become one if I were you. Also, you can obtain more than one class, every time it will get harder to do that, except for gaiea, which is the hardest quest)

Chuck Norris's health: something lower than 999,966,500
*immobolized for 2 turns*

Weather: fire storms

Banned/Dead:

Classes:

Necromancer:

Dragoon:

Warlock:

Knight:

Gaiea (people of the Earth):

Dogs (demoted players):hardas12

Fleas (demoted players of dogs):

Amoebas (demoted player of Fleas):

Alchemist: sonicheroes95

Ninja:

Trainees:
Poizaz, Ninja Trainee
killersup10
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quote]Dude, how can human beings have that kinda skin? Well it doesn't matter.
I use the all five elemental attack.(water, earth, fire, air, lightning. Reference: Ninjawaz.com)
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when did you gain that power exactly?NEVER(YET)

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Alright, fair enough. so, shall we get going then?


to sasquatch town!



hey santi,killersup will be off for a bout a week so can you cover? *smiles*



Chuck Norris's health: something lower than 999,966,500

Weather: fire storms

Banned/Dead:

Classes:

Necromancer:

Dragoon:

Warlock:

Knight:

Gaiea (people of the Earth):

Dogs (demoted players):hardas12

Fleas (demoted players of dogs):

Amoebas (demoted player of Fleas):

Alchemist: sonicheroes95

Ninja:

Trainees:
Santi_
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Alright, fair enough. so, shall we get going then?

[quote]to sasquatch town!
[/quote]

If you don't mind killer, I'd like to Mod all of the quests, and sure, it's fine if you take a week off.

THe cloaked man sighs, "Well, I'd have to take you there sooner or later. Prepare to go to Everest."
Alexandra222
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when did you gain that power exactly?


Dude, if you play Ninjawaz, it's not even a very powerful attack, plus, they have a spell which counteracts a user from using that spell. A good spell is the one that reduces the damage and healing power of the other opponent and that's how I lost to a battle.

And I know a LOT more spells like rasengan which focuses all the mana into a palm and attacks the opponent with full on force which is what I use now.(not VERY affective when attacking chuck norris but maybe a moderate amount of damage)
sonicheroes95
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Alright, fair enough. so, shall we get going then?


Take two, since i was skipped...
sonicheroes95
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Oh, i wasn't skipped, AG was being stupid again....

anyway, i go around town getting supplies for around a month's journey. and knowing my luck, i'm also grabbing a sword and a pair of pistols and ammo for the pistols.

Poizaz00
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I enchant paddles until I get one with the enchant "Santi Aspect", then I cover it in pictures of women, and paddle Chuck Norris with it.

Santi_
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And I know a LOT more spells like rasengan which focuses all the mana into a palm and attacks the opponent with full on force which is what I use now.(not VERY affective when attacking chuck norris but maybe a moderate amount of damage)


Listen Alexandra222, I banned you last time, and I'm giving you a clean slate. But hear me, any more of that anime **** and you are banned from any and all forum games I have, or will make. This is your final warning.


1. That is anime ****.
How many times do you want me to give you god forsaken second chances?
2. If you haven't realized, the secret is Santi to defeating Chuck. Like I said before, read the earlier posts.

anyway, i go around town getting supplies for around a month's journey. and knowing my luck, i'm also grabbing a sword and a pair of pistols and ammo for the pistols.


"Um, you do know that I have a house next to the mountains where we need to go right?
Meh, doesn't matter right now. Let's set off."

You start on the five day trip. Soon you've covered a good distance. You sit down to rest for a few seconds, when an arrow flies right past your head. You look where it came from, and see the cloaked man, with a bow in his hands.

I enchant paddles until I get one with the enchant "Santi Aspect", then I cover it in pictures of women, and paddle Chuck Norris with it.


Santi Aspect?
Please define.
If it sounds interesting to me, it'll be worth a simple quest.
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