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Santi_
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Santi_
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Nomad

This is like some other forum games, except you are trying to kill Chuck Norris.

Warning: This is impossible. Unless, somone figures out his one weakness.

So let's start,
Chuck Norris:100hp

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Poizaz00
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Poizaz00
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Peasant

You said only santi can hurt Chuck. The enchant gives the Chuck-hurting powers to the enchanted thing.

Santi_
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Santi_
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Nomad

You said only santi can hurt Chuck. The enchant gives the Chuck-hurting powers to the enchanted thing.

Sounds good enough. Quest time. You can choose any class to become, and gain the powers of the "Santi Aspect."
Poizaz00
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Poizaz00
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Peasant

Something related to magic, and strictly adhering to the Trope "Magic A is Magic A".

blueshrike
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blueshrike
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Nomad

I hire Bruce Lee to kick his ***.

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

oh... oh well. I take out the piston and point it at the mystery archer.

"who the hell are you?"

toemas
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toemas
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Farmer

Iâm bringing this back I think I know the answer

1 chuck Norris
2 Mr. T
3 santi_
Are any of these right?

3MIN3M_LUVER_666
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3MIN3M_LUVER_666
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I put him in a movie. In that movie his part is to get his butt kicked by JUSTIN BIEBER. that's gonna leave a mark... ^_^

killersup10
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Blacksmith

Iâm bringing this back I think I know the answer
1 chuck Norris
2 Mr. T
3 santi_
Are any of these right?


thats called "necro" which your not supposed to do and only santi can hurt chuck norris.whats mr.T got to do with it?


I hire Bruce Lee to kick his ***.


it has already been said that bruce lee is off limits.say anything with him again and you will be demoted.

santi you said that you wanted to handle the quest so you got the rest.




Chuck Norris's health: 999,966,499
Weather: fire storms
Banned/Dead:
Classes:
Necromancer:
Dragoon:
Warlock:
Knight:
Gaiea (people of the Earth):
Dogs (demoted players):hardas12
Fleas (demoted players of dogs):
Amoebas (demoted player of Fleas):
Alchemist: sonicheroes95
Ninja:
Trainees:
Santi_
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Santi_
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Nomad

Fine, I'll get to them tomorrow. Sorry guys.

masterofexitpath
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masterofexitpath
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Nomad

I am Chuck Norris from dimension 9, I came here using my Chuck Norris powers, and I fight along The Chuck norris you are all fighting agains right now, even if he doesn't want me to.

killersup10
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Blacksmith

I am Chuck Norris from dimension 9, I came here using my Chuck Norris powers, and I fight along The Chuck norris you are all fighting agains right now, even if he doesn't want me to.


killersup smacks you upside your head and wakes youfrom your deep slumber.back to the life of being a farmer.one day however you find a glowing blue stone while plowing the fields.it points north at all times...............


Chuck Norris's health: 999,966,499
Weather: fire storms
Banned/Dead:
Classes:
Necromancer:
Dragoon:
Warlock:
Knight:
Gaiea (people of the Earth):
Dogs (demoted players):hardas12
Fleas (demoted players of dogs):
Amoebas (demoted player of Fleas):
Alchemist: sonicheroes95
Ninja:
Trainees:
masterofexitpath
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masterofexitpath
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Nomad

I walk towards the north, meanwhile I meet a mysterious Japanese guy who claims to be a ninja and martial arts master.

I stop my journey to study ninjutsu and martial arts for 10 years.

xAyjAy
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xAyjAy
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Blacksmith

i use a cellphone to call the police, the army, the navy, the air-force and the marines to attack Chuck Norris. i hire some assasins to attack Chuck Norris too.

Santi_
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Santi_
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Nomad

oh... oh well. I take out the piston and point it at the mystery archer.
"who the hell are you?"


The archer, saying nothing, fires another arrow at you, and hits your shoulder.

Something related to magic, and strictly adhering to the Trope "Magic A is Magic A".


Please choose from the list below.

Chuck Norris's health: 999,966,499
Weather: fire storms
Banned/Dead:
Classes:
Necromancer:
Dragoon:
Warlock:
Knight:
Gaiea (people of the Earth):
Dogs (demoted players):hardas12
Alchemist: sonicheroes95
Ninja:
Trainees:
sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

This is a part where which shoulder matters... I'll fire at the archer's bow to try and break it. (doubt it'll work.)

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