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Santi_
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This is like some other forum games, except you are trying to kill Chuck Norris.

Warning: This is impossible. Unless, somone figures out his one weakness.

So let's start,
Chuck Norris:100hp

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masterofexitpath
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*ends ninja/martial arts training*
add me to the ninja list

Santi_
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i use a cellphone to call the police, the army, the navy, the air-force and the marines to attack Chuck Norris. i hire some assasins to attack Chuck Norris too.


Either gain abilities to damage him, or tell "Santi" to attack him in a way.

walk towards the north, meanwhile I meet a mysterious Japanese guy who claims to be a ninja and martial arts master.

I stop my journey to study ninjutsu and martial arts for 10 years.

*ends ninja/martial arts training*
add me to the ninja list


Stop.
You can't just become a ninja like that. Go on a quest.
By the way, I control the game, you don't.
You: I attack ______.
Me: ________ happens
et cetera.
Got it? Good.

This is a part where which shoulder matters... I'll fire at the archer's bow to try and break it. (doubt it'll work.)


The recoil from your pistol moves yur shoulder, and the arrow only grazes your skin. When you look back at the archer, he is covered in a dark material. A second later, it unravels into wings. He flies straight at you, then suddenly stops and slumps to the ground. Right behind him is the man taking you along the quest. He removes his sword from the creature's spine.
"**** Lqurs. Yeah, my brother knows we're coming. We have to move fast."
toemas
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toemas
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ok can chuck norris kill chuck norris?

sonicheroes95
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"Right, I did not expect demons to come and attack. anything else you might have left out" I'm continuing with him, keeping the pistol drawn.

warriorcats123
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if i can play i go on a quest to be a warlord

masterofexitpath
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masterofexitpath
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Very well, then take control of the sensei and tell me what to do for my ninja training.

killersup10
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santi's account is gone so killersup is full-time moderator for this game now.


if i can play i go on a quest to be a warlord


you cannot but you can go on a quest to become a experenced warrior,maybe if old man jenkins could tell you were the moutian of chtak where all the greatest warriors go to train.




[/quote]Very well, then take control of the sensei and tell me what to do for my ninja training.[/quote]


first you must hone you senses in the realm of the horridle.you must travel to the underworld and get back out alive.this will leave you and your senses at the highest degree.



ok can chuck norris kill chuck norris?


killersup already has,thats why he is moding.

"Right, I did not expect demons to come and attack. anything else you might have left out" I'm continuing with him, keeping the pistol drawn.


the old man says"ehhhh a few gaints and trolls, a shade here or there.you know the usual."

[quote]Chuck Norris's health: 999,966,499
Weather: fire storms
Banned/Dead:
Classes:
Necromancer:
Dragoon:
Warlock:
Knight:
Gaiea (people of the Earth):
Dogs (demoted players):hardas12
Alchemist: sonicheroes95
Ninja:
Trainees:
FlamingZelda
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i thought this thread was about destroying chuck. now it looks...

masterofexitpath
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I adjourn to the realm of the horridle.

The ragged landscape is a sight to see, there is total absense of color, black, white and gray everywhere.

I carry three veils with me, one white, one black, one gray, and I avoid all demonic adversaries by using the veils as camouflage.
I keep looking behind myself, and note that I am moving slower than I appear to be.I concentrate my senses and try to get away from any sudden attacks.

Several weeks of this practice later, I venture out of the realm, my senses honed.

Santi_
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I adjourn to the realm of the horridle.
The ragged landscape is a sight to see, there is total absense of color, black, white and gray everywhere.
I carry three veils with me, one white, one black, one gray, and I avoid all demonic adversaries by using the veils as camouflage.
I keep looking behind myself, and note that I am moving slower than I appear to be.I concentrate my senses and try to get away from any sudden attacks.
Several weeks of this practice later, I venture out of the realm, my senses honed.


The next time somone does this, they will get demoted.

Say what you want to do, not what will happen.

Me/killersup: You have to go _____
You: I go to _________.

Something in that format. God.
masterofexitpath
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masterofexitpath
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But that's exactly what I did -_-.

Anyway, next step of training?

killersup10
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there have been times when people on this game say"oh well i never saw" killersup will illiminate that.



The next time somone does this, they will get demoted.
Say what you want to do, not what will happen.
Me/killersup: You have to go _____
You: I go to _________.
Something in that format.



santi do you still wish to handle the quest? or would you just like to tag-team mod with killersup?one way or another it is glad to see you back.

Santi_
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Santi_
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If I'm gone for 36 hours or more, I'm hoping you could take care of it.

killersup10
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If I'm gone for 36 hours or more, I'm hoping you could take care of it.


no problem.
DoomDrakon
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If we're on the topic of destroying Chuck Norris...I revive Bruce Lee and go back to the set of the Return of the Dragon.
R.I.P. Chuck.

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