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Santi_
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This is like some other forum games, except you are trying to kill Chuck Norris.

Warning: This is impossible. Unless, somone figures out his one weakness.

So let's start,
Chuck Norris:100hp

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SubZero007
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I ask you to snipe him in the face. Then punch him. Then kick him.

Alexandra222
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Nomad

I give you the Zelda sword and ask you to slice his head off.

Sengokura
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Herald

Since Chuck Norris fights alot i use a flying type pokemon. Dont ask me which one, there are alot so.

Alexandra222
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Nomad

I ask you to bring back Modern and classic sonic and silver and shadow the hedgehog and give them the 7 chaose emeralds and ask you to give the emeralds to the 4 hedgehogs and ask you to tell them to attack Chuck norris in super sonic form.

Alexandra222
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Nomad

Wait that made no sense, let me re-type it

I ask you to bring back Modern and classic sonic and silver and shadow the hedgehog and give them all 7 chaose emeralds to the 4 hedgehogs and ask you to tell them to attack Chuck norris in super sonic form.

better?

Santi_
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Nomad

I ask you to snipe him in the face. Then punch him. Then kick him.

He catches the bullet with his teeth, then blocks my kicks and punches. I "attacked" which means all normal attacks. You have to be more, creative if you want to kill Chuck.

I give you the Zelda sword and ask you to slice his head off.

I grab the sword, grip it, then it crumbles in my hand. Special objects only have effect if they were made in my century.
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Chuck Norris: 175

Santi_
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Nomad

I ask you to bring back Modern and classic sonic and silver and shadow the hedgehog and give them all 7 chaose emeralds to the 4 hedgehogs and ask you to tell them to attack Chuck norris in super sonic form.


Hey, Gameboys are Chuck's specialty, not mine.
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Chuck Norris: 175

Chess341
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Chess341
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Shepherd

I give you

Alexandra222
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Nomad

Special objects only have effect if they were made in my century


What do you mean exactly by "your century?"
Alexandra222
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Hey, Gameboys are Chuck's specialty, not mine
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I meant pretend they actually exist in the real world. Not just in a game.
Santi_
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21st century, meaning 2000-2099, Of course I can be re-elected Santi after the 21st century, but so can Chuck Norris.

SubZero007
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Peasant

I give you nuke launch codes. I think you know what to do.

Alexandra222
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Nomad

I give you an automatic mini-gun with lots of munition and a sheild.

Sengokura
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Herald

What about mine the flying pokemon uses fly xD

Alexandra222
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Nomad

I give you a futuristic phone from 2145 so you can call the buisness man to invest money from chuck Norris so he becomes broke with all his stuff exept for his clothes he is wearing taken away.

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