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Santi_
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This is like some other forum games, except you are trying to kill Chuck Norris.

Warning: This is impossible. Unless, somone figures out his one weakness.

So let's start,
Chuck Norris:100hp

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Alexandra222
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I mean from 2054 not 2145!

Chess341
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I ask Santi_ if you would use every single one of these:

Santi_
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Santi_
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I give you http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrett_M82

Not bad, pretty decent gun. My powers fuel the gun with a great force.
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I give you nuke launch codes. I think you know what to do.

Chuck Norris ate a black hole, and liked it. 2 nuclear missile?
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I give you an automatic mini-gun with lots of munition and a sheild.

After eating the nukes, he belched, and it repelled any ammunition I fired at him. After I fired that sniper rifle.
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Chuck Norris: 180

Alexandra222
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I tell Santi_ to travel back to when he started this tread and tell everyone his weakness.

Alexandra222
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I tell Santi_ to call the army, military, soldiers, black ops, snipers, spies and everything else that attacks to kill Chuck Norris FOEVA

Sengokura
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Sengokura
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Herald

Use the pokemon.

Santi_
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Santi_
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I give you a futuristic phone from 2145 so you can call the buisness man to invest money from chuck Norris so he becomes broke with all his stuff exept for his clothes he is wearing taken away.

The universal counsel does not allow any time travel, unless it is an emergency.

I ask Santi_ if you would use every single one of these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ICBM

He ate the ICBMs as a dessert. Good job.
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Chuck Norris: 185

Foolish mortal, I have no weaknesses. In this periods' time and in the eyes of the universal counsel, I am perfection.

Alexandra222
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U HAVE 2 MAKE SANTI_ ATTACK NOT DO IT YOURSELF!!!

Alexandra222
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Alexandra222
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I tell santi_ to focus all his energy on Chuck norris and use energy blast(this very powerful special move which instantly defeats your enemy)

Santi_
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I cannot force any mortal to do my bidding for me. It would prove a flaw in myself to rely on others. And I never played a Pokemon game, so I don't have any.

Alexandra222
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I ask santi_ to focus all his energy on Chuck norris and use energy blast(this very powerful special move which instantly defeats your enemy)

macfan1
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macfan1
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Destroy Chuck Norris? He's invincible. No one can do that - it's impossible!

Chess341
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I attempt to make Chuck Norris public enemy number 1 while making Santi_ loved by even terrorist.

Alexandra222
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And what about my other post about you calling the army, black ops, Military, Navy, and etc to kill him?

Alexandra222
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I ask you to summon me to focus all my energy and kill chuck norris and bring peace back to the world.

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