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ikaku1
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I thought this would be fun.
In this game you are in a bear's cave. The bear is asleep. You can do almost anything you want in the cave but you can only declare one action per post. For each action a die will be rolled to see whether you woke the bear or not. 6 = epic win, 1 = epic fail and some freak accident occurs, you wake the bear and get eaten which means you can't post until a new page. The greedier, i steal 1000000000 diamonds from the cave, or stupider, i poke the bear with a sharp stick, you get the more likely i am to skip the roll and go straight to the freak accident. There are only two rules, 1. no double posting, and 2. keep the actions around a PG-13 level so a mod doesn't shut this thread down. And the game begins...


NOW

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ikaku1
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thats not how the die roll works. you give an action then i roll a die
1=get eaten
2=get chased out of cave
3=nothing happens
4=success but only barely
5=success
6=success + something extra
before i did not define the effects of roll other that 1 and 6 but the list is a general description of what i do for rolls.it is not your place to decide what happens as a result of a roll. if you want to play then declare an action

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That was my action. I rolled a die to accept my fate. It had nothing to do with your die rolling. But whatever, I will do a normal action.


I mend a shield with my trusty hammer, and using the rocks of the cave.

ikaku1
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ueger you roll 1
the sound of you banging on the shield wakes up the bear and angers it. you get eaten

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I try placing an electrical fence around the bear to be safe for future actions

ikaku1
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HahiHa you roll 3
the bear growls at you, making you stop before you can start setting up the fence

ichigo772
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lol i go and pick pocket another person and go back to the hardware store for razor wire

armortycoon
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I try and find something to throw at the bear

Savingthedream14
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I am a better Asian Speaker so I believe that I will have better luck.
I tell the bear, in Asian, that he has a heart shape shaved on him.

ikaku1
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ichigo772 you roll 3
the streets are empty so there are no pockets to pick

armortycoon you roll 4
you find a small rock

ichigo772
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I warn armortycoon not to try it and then i run to my base

ikaku1
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Savingthedream14 you roll 5
the bear listens to you, walks into the back of the cave and when it comes back the heart is gone
did you read through all the way. i decided a few pages ago that the bear was female

ikaku1
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thats something else i'll let slide without a roll ichigo

Savingthedream14
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I warn the bear, in Asian since that is what she speaks, that there are dangerous people in her cave. And they want to take her cave away from her. I also tell her that I am a doctor and that I think she may be pregnant.
I must have missed that part sorry.

ichigo772
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I hide in my barricade with my guns at the ready

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I sing the bear to. A lullaby. I sing to him distracting from him the builders bringing in the hot-tub and the German Super models.

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