I thought this would be fun. In this game you are in a bear's cave. The bear is asleep. You can do almost anything you want in the cave but you can only declare one action per post. For each action a die will be rolled to see whether you woke the bear or not. 6 = epic win, 1 = epic fail and some freak accident occurs, you wake the bear and get eaten which means you can't post until a new page. The greedier, i steal 1000000000 diamonds from the cave, or stupider, i poke the bear with a sharp stick, you get the more likely i am to skip the roll and go straight to the freak accident. There are only two rules, 1. no double posting, and 2. keep the actions around a PG-13 level so a mod doesn't shut this thread down. And the game begins...
Darkfire45 you roll 6 the robot walks up to the bear, forgets who its master is, and accepts the bear as its new master since you never said what the robot was supposed to do, this is all i can think of for a 6 roll
armortycoon you roll 5 the bear giggles a little from the feather and goes back to sleep
DapwnageG you roll 1 the sound of your scratching nails irritates the bear so it eats you
holt24 you roll 1 the bear see's through your disguise and eats you maybe you should leave the bear alone. there are other things that can be done in the cave.