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ikaku1
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I thought this would be fun.
In this game you are in a bear's cave. The bear is asleep. You can do almost anything you want in the cave but you can only declare one action per post. For each action a die will be rolled to see whether you woke the bear or not. 6 = epic win, 1 = epic fail and some freak accident occurs, you wake the bear and get eaten which means you can't post until a new page. The greedier, i steal 1000000000 diamonds from the cave, or stupider, i poke the bear with a sharp stick, you get the more likely i am to skip the roll and go straight to the freak accident. There are only two rules, 1. no double posting, and 2. keep the actions around a PG-13 level so a mod doesn't shut this thread down. And the game begins...


NOW

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Chryosten
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I build a malfunctioning robot and send it to the bear.

armortycoon
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I tickle the bear with a feather : )

DapwnageG
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I slowly carve my way out of the cave with my finger nails.

ikaku1
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Darkfire45 you roll 6
the robot walks up to the bear, forgets who its master is, and accepts the bear as its new master
since you never said what the robot was supposed to do, this is all i can think of for a 6 roll

armortycoon you roll 5
the bear giggles a little from the feather and goes back to sleep

DapwnageG you roll 1
the sound of your scratching nails irritates the bear so it eats you

holt24
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I attempt to strangle the bear while he sleeps.

ikaku1
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holt24 your roll is skipped.
the bear eats you. nuff said
i thought it would be obvious you can't kill the bear. without it, the game has no point

Kylelolcat
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I try to look further into the cave.

HahiHa
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I try to shave a heart shape on the bear's forehead to make him look ridiculous.

Blackwolves990
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Shepherd

cool idea

ikaku1
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Kylelolcat you roll 2
you knock over a random rock pile, wake the bear and get chased out

HahiHa you roll 4
you shave the heart shape, although it isn't very well done...

holt24
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I disguise myself as an alein in an attempt to scare the bear.

ikaku1
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holt24 you roll 1
the bear see's through your disguise and eats you
maybe you should leave the bear alone. there are other things that can be done in the cave.

HahiHa
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Aw, why did I have to fail on the perfect heart shave? Why?! Well at least I still live.. so now I try to shave a star on the bear's right flank.

ikaku1
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HahiHa you roll 3
as you walk up with the razor, the bear growls and you decide that maybe now isn't the best time to annoy the bear

ueger
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ueger
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I roll a die to accept my fate.

If I roll a 1:I get sent free.
2:Bear becomes my friend.
3:Bear eats me D=
4:Bear eats me D=
5:Something awesome happens to me.
6:Nothing.

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