I thought this would be fun. In this game you are in a bear's cave. The bear is asleep. You can do almost anything you want in the cave but you can only declare one action per post. For each action a die will be rolled to see whether you woke the bear or not. 6 = epic win, 1 = epic fail and some freak accident occurs, you wake the bear and get eaten which means you can't post until a new page. The greedier, i steal 1000000000 diamonds from the cave, or stupider, i poke the bear with a sharp stick, you get the more likely i am to skip the roll and go straight to the freak accident. There are only two rules, 1. no double posting, and 2. keep the actions around a PG-13 level so a mod doesn't shut this thread down. And the game begins...
Kylelolcat you roll 1 the bear has a sudden craving for clover and eats you with it.
DapwnageG you roll 3 the bear growls at you as soon as you start laughing so you stop the joke's gonna be on you if you don't roll a 6 between midnight tonight and 7:30 on monday.
i send a lazer drone crawling on the roof of the cave and so lazer surgery to remove the babys from the stomach prematurely, thus diverting the gimmick.(im outside the cave btw)
turtlemouse you roll 2 the sound of your shouting angers the bear and she chases you out before you can finish turning invisible
DapwnageG&starcraftfan123 your rolls are skipped the bear eats you both before you can implement either of your plans. DapwnageG your roll was skipped because at the start of the game i said the stupider your actions get, the more likely i am to have the bear eat you. jumping on the stomach of a pregnant bear is very stupid and downright evil. starcraftfan123 your roll was skipped because it is not your place to try to alter the course of the game. I made it, so the only way the gimmick would be called off is if I want it to be called off. also it doesn't matter if you are outside of the cave. if you do something extremely stupid or try to take control of the game, you will be eaten by the bear.
peeplot you roll 1 the bear has a sudden craving for raccoons and eats you did you really think that was going to work? i bear costume i could understand, but a raccoon? and what was the endgame in drinking bear milk anyway?
