I thought this would be fun. In this game you are in a bear's cave. The bear is asleep. You can do almost anything you want in the cave but you can only declare one action per post. For each action a die will be rolled to see whether you woke the bear or not. 6 = epic win, 1 = epic fail and some freak accident occurs, you wake the bear and get eaten which means you can't post until a new page. The greedier, i steal 1000000000 diamonds from the cave, or stupider, i poke the bear with a sharp stick, you get the more likely i am to skip the roll and go straight to the freak accident. There are only two rules, 1. no double posting, and 2. keep the actions around a PG-13 level so a mod doesn't shut this thread down. And the game begins...
Savingthedream14 you roll 2 she knows, she knows, and she knows. she is annoyed with you for stating the obvious ad chases you out. Aisian isn't the only language she speaks. she also knows european, american, south american, antartic, african, and austrailian. And of course she's pregnant. Why do you think she keeps eating people instead of just killing them and hasn't left the cave for the whole game?
ichigo772 thats another action i'll let slide but what are you waiting for? also if you don't do a real action soon, the bear will eat you and all your preparations will be useless.
ichigo772 you roll 1 the sound of your gunshot wakes the bear and she eats you, on the bright side, you didn't miss there, don't you feel better now that you've done something that wasn't productive?
Savingthedream14 you roll 2 you get chased out and the bear eats your chicken lets face it dude, you were asking for it trying to pull that off in front of a pregnant bear
CD7 you roll 2 the rock misses ichigo and hits the bear, you are chased out
peeplot you roll 5 you throw a medium sized rock at CD7 and hit him as he runs out of the cave.
ATTENTION!!! Starting exactly midnight tonight, the bear will be going into labor to give birth to her child. The pain will make the bear super aggressive and any action that rolls less than a 6 will get you eaten.This period of all or nothing rolls will last until 7:30 Monday morning. Even after that, for 5 pages the bear will be raising her young and any action that rolls less than 4 will get you eaten. After this things will return to normal. i thought this little gimmick would be fun.
